The Song Parodies of Merry & Pippin


On this page, the parodies are arranged by criteria according to the song's subject matter..

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Agricultural | Bodily Function | Celebrity & Entertainment | Crime & Misbehaviour | Cultural Difference | Drug, Alcohol & Substance Abuse | Esoterica | Fauna | Flora & Outdoor | Food | Gender Bender | Health | Historical | Household Disaster | Kinky | Life's Little AnnoyancesNaughty | News & Current Events | Occupational | Political, or Political Correctness | Relationship | Religious | Scientific | Silly | Sport & Leisure | Supernatural | Switcheroo | Technology | Transport

Parody Title Idea by Original Song Title & Artist Comments regarding the parody

        Agricultural Parodies

(Haw) What About Gee? Merry What About Me? - Anne Murray Agricultural hi-jinks...
Little Harrows Merry Little Arrows - Leapy Lee Farm implements can be a harrowing experience!
Parc An Venton Merry Cracklin' Rosie - Neil Diamond Merry's entry to the "Parc An Venton" parody contest
Root, Then Swirl


Duke Of Earl - Gene Chandler Dedicated to Stuart McArthur - it made him giggle

        Bodily Function Parodies

A Tissue Pippin Without You - Nilsson A graphic song about a runny nose....
All I Have To Eat Is Beans Merry All I Have To Do Is Dream - The Everly Brothers Beanz Meanz Fartz....
Fart For Fart's Sake Pippin Art For Art's Sake - 10CC This parody is a bit on the nose...
Filled Up On Baked Beans Pippin Forever In Blue Jeans - Neil Diamond Beanz Meanz Fartz, part 2
My Menstruental Friend Merry My Sentimental Friend - Herman's Hermits Perhaps we could follow up with a parody of "Only Women Bleed"?

        Celebrity & Entertainment Parodies

13 And Wife Merry 18 And Life - Skid Row Recalls the scandal of the marriage of Jerry Lee Lewis to his cousin
Crapping On Wayward Song Pippin Carry On Wayward Son - Kansas When "Virtuoso Claptrap" attacks!
Dylanesquine Prose Merry Desolation Row - Bob Dylan Writing like Bob is fun !!!
Do Ya Think I'm Passe? Pippin Do Ya Think I'm Sexy? - Rod Stewart Merry & Pippin consider that Rod passed his use-by date somewhere in the early to mid 70's....
Hugh And Devine Brown Pippin Bad Bad Leroy Brown - Jim Croce Revives the busting of Hugh Grant and Devine Brown in L.A.
I Hid In A Bra In Korea Merry I Did What I Did For Maria - Tony Christie MASHing lingerie is not regulation
Imagine Pippin Imagine - John Lennon  
Jerry Jerry


Cherry Cherry - Neil Diamond Jerry Springer does not escape our wrath either
Judy Is Apprised (By Masses) Pippin Judy In Disguise (With Glasses) - John Fred & His Playboy Band  
Last Night I Didn't Get To Sleep With Paul Pippin (Last Night) I Didn't Get To Sleep At All - The Fifth Dimension Ever wanted to bed a Beatle?
Lizzie Pippin Dizzy - Tommy Roe This parody is a royal pain in the throne
One Brady Pippin One Great Thing - Big Country Maybe this is why "Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore"
Pretty Spry (For An Old Guy) Pippin Pretty Fly (For A White Guy) - The Offspring Arise Sir Mick Jagger, at the age of 60!
Stevie's Tender Moment At Home Pippin Leave A Tender Moment Alone - Billy Joel Steve Irwin, Croc Hunter, and "idiot extrordinaire", gets a mention in a parody all of his own
Stupefaction Pippin Satisfaction - Benny Benassi What has become of popular music?  Sad....
The Ballad Of Taunting Yoko Pippin The Ballad Of John And Yoko - The Beatles  
The Batmobile Pippin At Seventeen - Janis Ian The true story of Bruce Wayne's 'wardship' of Dick Grayson - revealed!
The Queen Dream Themes Pippin Dream Police - Cheap Trick Ever wake in in a cold sweat thinking about sharing a bed with Freddie Mercury?  You may now!
Tisk! Pippin Tusk - Fleetwood Mac Tusk was such a disappointment following Rumours....
Vienna Pippin Vienna - Ultravox Dubya and Fish-lips come to 'Handbags at ten paces' over a hotel room!
We Care But Not Pippin We Care A Lot - Faith No More Oops, I did it again!
Yanks Born In Ohio Pippin Banks Of The Ohio - Olivia Newton-John Buckeyelicious!

        Crime & Misbehaviour Parodies

A New Name Pippin A New Flame - Simply Red  
Au Pair Man Merry Nowhere Man - The Beatles  
Sicilians Pippin Cecilia - Simon & Garfunkel Some day I might ask of you a small favour...
Defenestration Merry Anticipation - Carly Simon This parody is like The Hollies' "Look Through Any Window", but with an unpleasant twist!
Dumped Her In The Bin Pippin Where Do I Begin? (Theme From 'Love Story') - Andy Williams Finally answering that burning question "Whatever did become of Pieces of April?"...
Eight Days Of Greek Merry Eight Days A Week - The Beatles No bail? Impale!
False Imprisoned Blues Pippin Folsom Prison Blues - Johnny Cash  
Gimme All Your Money Pippin Gimme All Your Lovin' - Z Z Top Urban blight strikes when you least expect!
Halve A Guitar Merry Have A Cigar - Pink Floyd This guy's been watching too many Freddy movies!
Held In Cell Block E Pippin Poor Poor Pitiful Me - Linda Ronstadt Think twice before you do something that may land you in jail....
Here Comes The Stun Pippin Here Comes The Sun - The Beatles This one is a pain the the backside!
I've Got To Try To Swim The Bay Pippin You've Got To Hide Your Love Away - The Beatles "...I once told you Ryan, if only one gets out, it's a victory..."
Look Through Any Window Pippin Look Through Any Window - The Hollies Bet you didn't realize the Hollies were so perverse!
Louts Pippin Shout - Tears For Fears I was a Teenage Hell-Raiser...
Mean Gein's Ghastly Home Merry Green Green Grass Of Home - Dean Martin  
Midnight Out With The Racists Pippin Midnight At The Oasis - Maria Maldaur Goes to show the KKK are good for one thing - enabling me to overwrite the lamentable line : "Send your camel to bed"...
Pieces of April Merry Pieces Of April - Three Dog Night If this what happens to April, then May and June better watch out!
Profane Pippin Cocaine - J J Cale When you just can't stop swearing!
Simple Arrest Pippin Simply The Best - Tina Turner  
Simply Inadmissible Pippin Simply Irresistible - Robert Palmer  
Stealing Things From Sears Pippin Reelin' In The Years - Steely Dan Honestly, we were only 'borrowing' the stuff
The Dead In My Bed - Necrophil'a Merry I Did What I Did For Maria - Tony Christie Guys!  Ever had trouble meeting women?
Thrown Out Of School Again Pippin Won't Get Fooled Again - The Who To be young and foolish again, sigh....
Wife In Bars Merry Life On Mars - David Bowie Maybe she would okay after a six-pack?

        Cultural Difference Parodies   

At Seventy Pippin At Seventeen - Janis Ian  
Bellow! Say Eh? (The Canajian Song) Merry Hello Hooray - Alice Cooper All the leaves are brown, and the sky is grey, strangely now I talk, I'm Canajian eh?
Cantons Merry Jackson - Nancy Sinatra & Lee Hazlewood Count 'em !  They're all there !  We're on a (Swiss) roll!
Down Under Pippin Down Under - Men At Work An American visits Australia, and gets a rude shock!
Holiday In Rome Pippin Take The Long Way Home - Supertramp An adventure in the Italian capital
Merely Bits Of Cornish Merry Early In The Morning - Vanity Fare Deeth Daa !
Squirl ? (Part 2 - Pippin's Reply and Counter-Complaint) Pippin Girl - The Beatles  
Squirl, You Be One Syllable - (Part 1, Merry's Complaint) Merry Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon - Neil Diamond  
Steins Merry Signs - Five Man Electrical Band M&P give some German stereotyping a putsch!
This Night Abode In Hickseed Town Merry The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down - Joan Baez  
Trendy Name (A Valley Girl Saga) Merry Ariel - Dean Friedman Ah, the curse of living in the Valley....
Vegemite Merry Substitute - The Who Mmmm, it's all black and sticky...!
Wasn't It So Nice? Pippin Wouldn't It Be Nice? - The Beach Boys Turning back time...

        Drug, Alcohol & Substance Abuse Parodies

Drug Plantations Pippin Good Vibrations - The Beach Boys Ever want a lucrative exciting new career?
Eggnog Merry Hound Dog - Elvis Presley Don't worry - some hair of the nog should cure this holiday hangover
I'm A Boozer Pippin I'm A Loser - The Beatles Both titles just about say it all...
Let the Booze Flow Pippin Let Your Love Flow - The Bellamy Brothers The title says it all
Pass The Munchies Merry Pass The Dutchie - Musical Youth Stoned, zoning and what's in the fridge?
Prozac Merry Milkshake - Kelis If you've heard the original, you would know that things can only get better....
Rapt In Glues And Thinners


Absolute Beginners - David Bowie It's not rap, but you can still wrap your brain around it...
Stumbling Mice Merry Tumbling Dice - The Rolling Stones  

        Esoterica Parodies

A Cone I Am (Traffic-ly) Pippin Alone Again (Naturally) - Gilbert O'Sullivan  
I Fought The Schwa Merry I Fought The Law - The Bobby Fuller Four A most misunderstood phoneme...
If Not For U Merry If Not For You - Olivia Newton-John  
I've Flattened A Cone Now Merry I Think We're Alone Now - Tommy James & The Shondells Orange cones lead a very dangerous life, you know....
My Alpenhorn Merry The Unicorn - The Irish Rovers Fun with musical instruments
Sporks Be Perilous-y Things Merry Hark The Herald Angels Sing - Felix Mendelssohn You know those things that are a cross between a fork and a spoon?  They can be sharp!
Whey Is Me! Merry Stay With Me - The Faces Little Miss Muffet finally says "Stuff It"!
Zeroes Pippin Heroes - David Bowie Perhaps one is not the loneliest number...?

        Fauna Parodies    

(Stuffin' You's) The Right Thing To Do Merry (Lovin' You's) The Right Thing To Do - Carly Simon  
Bunnies Pippin Money - Pink Floyd Awwww....Pretty little bunnies have such many and varied uses, don't they?
Clam Stuck And Jelly Blight Merry Jam Up And Jelly Tight - Tommy Roe (With apologies to the B-52's) : I was in a jam, I was in a giant clam!
Don't Lust For Bears Pippin Don't Touch Me There - The Tubes  
Elk Attack Impends Merry Welcome Back My Friends - Emerson Lake & Palmer  
Every Nose Has It's Horn


Every Rose Has It's Thorn - Poison Fun with Rhinos!
Gooey Should A Slug Be Merry Julie Do Ya Love Me? - Bobby Sherman ...and a mighty slug was he...
Hens Pippin Ben - Michael Jackson A clucking good parody...
Hole That Hides The Drones Merry Roll Away The Stone - Mott The Hoople Guaranteed to give you quite a buzz!
I Am A Dog Pippin I Am A Rock - Simon & Garfunkel If it's wearing a ribbon, it needs a 1000lb weight dropped on it....
It’s My Sentiment That Cephalopodies (Are Too Tentacle-enty) Merry If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body (Would You Hold It Against Me) - Bellamy Brothers  
Maybe I'll A Hunt You (The Un-PC Safari Song) Merry Baby I'm-A Want You - Bread The un-PC safari song
Otters Of Loch Ness Merry Daughter Of Darkness - Tom Jones They've duped us for centuries....
Pangolin Friend Merry Mandolin Wind - Rod Stewart  
Pechen Theme (Haddocky Delight) Merry Quentin's Theme (Shadows Of The Night) - The Charles Randolph Grean Sound There's something fishy about this parody...
Pest Array Merry Yesterday - The Beatles "Spreading disease, with the greatest of ease, straight from rubbish tip to you..."
Refridge That Kitty


Suffragette City - David Bowie Feline filet, anyone?
Skylark Fletchin' Merry Skyline Pigeon - Elton John  
Stock Muster Pippin Blockbuster - The Sweet These bovines are having a cow of a day
There's A Spiral Crush Merry There's A Kind Of Hush - Herman's Hermits Better watch your asp!
Tern Tern Tern Merry Turn! Turn! Turn! - The Byrds Some auk ward rhyming!
Turning Siamese Pippin Turning Japanese - The Vapors Cats aspire to greater things, you know.  Unless they are already Siamese....
'Venting New Dinosaurs Merry Lookin' Out My Back Door - Creedence Clearwater Revival Where did all these brand new dinos come from?
We Are Lemmings Merry I Am Woman - Helen Reddy One's company, 13,497 are a crowd...
Yard Full Of Moles Pippin Heart Full Of Soul - The Yardbirds  

        Flora & Outdoor Parodies    

A Scary Yard To Mow Merry So Very Hard To Go - Tower Of Power If you leave it too long, you won't wanna do it at all!
Conifer (Cone Of Fir) Merry Jennifer Juniper - Donovan If a tree falls in a parody, does it make a sound?
Does The Lava Flow Or Secrete? Merry Do You Want To Know A Secret? - The Beatles Mt St Helen Wheels meets Ashes To Ashes with a little of Elton's Sacrifice thrown in...
I've Hedgery That's Shaped, I Have Merry I'm Henry The Eighth, I Am - Herman's Hermits Fun with green stuff...
Lumpy Lawn's Diseased Merry Something's Wrong With Me - Austin Roberts Mounds of fun!
Mudslide Merry Sunshine - Jonathan Edwards Mud, mud, glorious mud, nothing quite like it for soothing the blood...
Season To De-leave Merry Reason To Believe - Rod Stewart Autumn goeth before a fall...
Sh*tty Flamingos Merry Pretty Flamingo - Manfred Mann Those ghastly pink things that sit in people's lawns, begging for a drive-by shooting?  This is their song!
That Kudzu Vine Merry I Walk The Line - Johnny Cash A noxious pest.  This parody is scheduled to appear in a book about Georgia Native Plants.  True!
Trees Fallin' Merry Free Fallin' - Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers If a tree falls in a parody, does it make a sound?
We Are The Grampians Merry We Are The Champions - Queen  

        Food Parodies

A Little Flat Flounder, Fried Merry The Little White Cloud That Cried - Johnny Ray A bit of a fishy tale...
Buns Are Free Pippin Run To Me - The Bee Gees That ice cream can always be re-frozen...
Carbo Affair Merry Scarborough Fair - Marianne Faithful Never go against the grain...
Cheatin' On My Diet Merry Cleanin' Out My Closet - Eminem I feel hungry!
Confections Of My Wife Merry Reflections Of My Life - Marmalade  
Contents Of My Pie Pippin Spirit In The Sky - Norman Greenbaum Ever wondered what exactly is in the stuff that is sold as meat in your pie?
Hollandaise For Breakfast Merry All The Way From Memphis - Mott The Hoople It's time for breakfast, and there's nothing edible in the house
Hominy Merry Harmony - Elton John A gritty little parody about the South's favorite food
Honey Merry Money - Pink Floyd Waxing lyrical with honey....
Hot Mustard Merry Blockbuster - The Sweet More condiments!
I Bought Some Slaw Merry I Fought The Law - The Bobby Fuller Four When salads get angry
I Eat Lunchables Merry I Eat Cannibals - Toto Coelo Why Johnny can't diet
I Want To Be Given All Of My Coke Free Pippin Tie A Yellow Ribbon (Round The Ole Oak Tree) - Tony Orlando & Dawn If you drink enough of the stuff, you should at least get a lesser rate as a 'preferred customer' !
It Tastes Like Goo Merry The Ghost In You - The Psychedelic Furs This isn't your mother's cooking, or is it?
It's A Hard Steak Pippin It's A Heartache - Bonnie Tyler Get your teeth into this one!
It's All Too Rootiful Merry Itchycoo Park - Small Faces Veggies have SO many uses...
KFC Merry Start Me Up - The Rolling Stones Our first food parody!
KFC Always Repeats Pippin History Never Repeats - Split Enz One of a number of songs that highlights KFC - this one deals with it's aftermath
Kentucky Chicken Pippin Kentucky Woman - Neil Diamond KFC is a never-ending source of parody worship!  This is # 4 on the subject!
Learning To Fry Pippin Learning To Fly - Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers Another dig at KFC
Maraschino Merry Mendocino - The Sir Douglas Quintet This parody gets the cherry!
Mild Courses Merry Wild Horses - The Rolling Stones When the sauce hits the pan...
Need Some Gravy Pippin Constant Craving - k d Lang Mama's cooking needs something to cover it....
Pepsis, Cokes, RC's Merry Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves - Cher "...I drink champagne, and it tasted slack, Coca-Cola..."
Phat Hee Don't You Wok The Cat Merry Daddy, Don't You Walk So Fast - Wayne Newton Proof that all pussies should steer clear of anything Phat...
Quinces Merry Vincent - Don McLean They're plump, they're fuzzy, and good to the taste!
Salsa Crime Merry Tulsa Time - Don Williams Salsa encourages strange behaviours....
Stuffed Crows (Served On Savory Loaves) Merry Love Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes) - Edison Lighthouse Fur or feather - the flatter the better!
Tainted Yak Merry Paint It, Black - The Rolling Stones  
Who's Frying Cow Pippin Who's Crying Now - Journey Better than roast haunch of Vegan...
You Don't Want To Know What's Inside (The Sausage Song) Merry You Can't Always Get What You Want - The Rolling Stones It is better not to think about it
You're Caffeine Pippin You're Sixteen - Ringo Starr 43 beans in every cup....

        Gender Bender Parodies   

A Muscular Boy Pippin A Must To Avoid - Herman's Hermits A different approach to the Kinks "Lola"
Cover Of The Next Playgirl Merry Cover Of The Rolling Stone - Dr Hook & The Medicine Show A hot studly guy turns out be not what he first appeared....
Don't Lie To Me Marge and Tina Pippin Don't Cry For Me Argentina - Madonna A sorry tale of a guy who has realised that all the time he invested chasing two women was in vain
I'm Donald Duck Pippin I'm Not In Love - 10CC Duck tales with a twist!
You Stayed All Night? Pippin You May Be Right - Billy Joel Just wait until the bride hears...



Bad Case Of Loathing You (Doctors, Doctors) Pippin Bad Case Of Loving You (Doctor, Doctor) - Robert Palmer  
Blistered Lips Chapstick Can Merry Pictures Of Matchstick Men - Status Quo Don't dry lips just make you crack?
Bust Has Been Thinned Pippin Dust In The Wind - Kansas Too much exercise can be bad for girls....
Don't Sneeze On The Subway Pippin Don't Sleep In The Subway - Petula Clark  
Drippy Drippy Shake Pippin Hippy Hippy Shake - Swinging Blue Jeans  
Ebony Thighs Pippin Ebony Eyes - Bob Welch You want fries with your thighs?
Fata'ly Stunned are the Croaken Darted Merry What Becomes Of The Brokenhearted? - Jimmy Ruffin  
Flat Bottomed Girls Pippin Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen Sung from the viewpoint of a girl with curvaceous sisters, upset she never had a song to celebrate her skinny-ness, and hell-bent on lyrical revenge!
Funny Kind Of Womb Pippin Sunny Afternoon - The Kinks The world from an unborn child's perspective
Glands Merry Stand - R.E.M. Secreting humour - one parody at a time
I Feel Blind Pippin I Feel Fine - The Beatles How you gonna see me now...?
I Got Flu Pippin I Got You - Split Enz The joy of having the flu
I Started To Choke Pippin I Started A Joke - Bee Gees  
I Want A New Bust Pippin I Want A New Drug - Huey Lewis & The News The never ending search for perfection, and hormone treatments too
In The Tanning Salon Merry Indiana Wants Me - R Dean Taylor The search for bronze perfection
Leech Your Children Merry Teach Your Children - Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young  
Legs Stick To Leather Pippin Let's Stick Together - Bryan Ferry  
More Than A Filling Pippin More Than A Feeling - Boston A trip to the dentist
My Buns Are Steel Pippin Our Lips Are Sealed - The Go-Go's Written in honor of a workmate - who dared us to do a parody about him
Paper Gowns Will Gape Where They Don't Oughter Merry Mrs Brown, You've Got A Lovely Daughter - Herman's Hermits Based on the experience of Pippin in the local hospital!
Peeled At A Bris Merry Sealed With A Kiss - Bobby Vinton The ORIGINAL "First Cut Is The Deepest"...
Rectal Examinations (The Proctologists' Lament) Pippin Private Investigations - Dire Straits  
Shoulda Feared That Bat Meet Merry Can't You Hear My Heartbeat - Herman's Hermits  
Superfries Merry Superfly - Curtis Mayfield Or should that read Superchips ?
Tic In Her Eye Merry Ticket To Ride - The Beatles I can't look away!
You've Got The Bends Pippin You've Got A Friend - James Taylor Possibly the only song, parody or otherwise, to contain the words "nitrogen narcosis"!



88 Lines About 44 Presidents Merry 88 Lines About 44 Women - The Nails Well, maybe only 42, but you get the idea!
Bad Time (To Be In Greenland) Merry Bad Time - Grand Funk Railroad The original real estate scam...
Barbarians Merry Aquarius/Let The Sunshine In - The Fifth Dimension A history lesson, and lots of violence too!
Bridge Over Derwent Water Merry Bridge Over Troubled Water - Simon & Garfunkel  
Huns Are Brawling Pippin London Calling - The Clash Just what DO you do with bored hoards?
I'm Henry VIII, I Am Merry I'm Henry The Eighth, I Am - Herman's Hermits  
L'il Mac Merry Get Back - The Beatles A civil war tale about General George McClellan
Men Who Were Loons Pippin Man On The Moon - R.E.M. Male tyrants past and present, remembered for what they are/were
My Favorite Kings Merry My Favorite Things - Julie Andrews  
Oran Merry Joanne - Mike Nesmith  
Peasant Rally Throng Day Merry Pleasant Valley Sunday - The Monkees  
(Royal) People Who Died Merry People Who Died - Jim Carroll Old Royals who met their doom in various ways
Saxon Merry Taxman - The Beatles Couldn't think of an ANGLE for this one...
Seeking Fountain's Spray Merry Rocky Mountain Way - Joe Walsh It worked! Median age in Florida today is 90...
Thirty Years Of A War Merry Thirty Years Of A War - Humble Pie The practice for WWI and WWII started much earlier...
Vassals Insincere Merry Castles In The Air - Don McLean Don't you just hate it when your fief goes to rack and ruin?

        Household Disaster Parodies    

A Blast of Propane Pippin A Glass Of Champagne - Sailor  
A House With No Drains


A Horse With No Name - America This is what happens when you get cheap when costing your new house
Bachelor Guy Merry Natural High - Bloodstone And the song said "Long haired freaky people" - that is this guy...
Backed Up Port-a-loo Merry Back Off Boogaloo - Ringo Starr The title says it all....
Blackouts Pippin Our House - Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young Where were you when the lights went out?
Burning Fridges Merry Burning Bridges - The Mike Curb Congregation An electrician's nightmare....
Dryer Ate My Sock Merry Loves Me Like A Rock - Paul Simon Domestic appliances have a mind of their own sometimes
Immigrodent Song Pippin Immigrant Song - Led Zeppelin They came without green cards!
Living In A House Un-Sided Merry Living In A House Divided - Cher Trying to keep up with the Joneses....
The Chain (Revisited) Pippin The Chain - Fleetwood Mac Back in the days before toilets had handles or buttons, they had chains....
Too Late: All Burned. Damn Cow! Merry Too Late To Turn Back Now - Cornelius Brothers & Sister Rose  

        Kinky Parodies

Cecilia 2008 Pippin Cecilia - Simon & Garfunkel  
Cows, Mules, Ewes Too Merry How Do You Do? - Mouth & MacNeal Ain't nothing like a barnyard gang bang
Crack In Rosie Pippin Cracklin' Rosie - Neil Diamond  
Have You Dreamed Of Udders Lately? (Handling All The Cattle)? Merry Have You Seen Your Mother Baby (Standing In The Shadow) - The Rolling Stones We doubt this parody will be a big hit in India...
Hey There Gnomely Girl Merry Hey There Lonely Girl - Eddie Holman  
I'm Watchin' A Doggie In A Video Merry How Much Is That Doggie In The Window? - Patti Page Damn pop-up ads!  They led me astray!
Nice To Be With Ewe Merry Nice To Be With You - Gallery Sheep can be baaaaaad to bone!
Please Don't Low Pippin Please Don't Go - KC & The Sunshine Band Yet more bovine boffing!
Sheepster Merry Jeepster - T. Rex So the Kiwis didn't feel left out!
Squeal In The Sty Merry Wheel In The Sky - Journey Deliverance, eat your heart out !
Takin' Out A Nun Pippin Take It On The Run - REO Speedwagon Holy mother of mercy!
This Guy's In Love With Shoes Merry This Guy's In Love With You - Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass  
Voyeurs Above Pippin Lawyers In Love - Jackson Browne This parody is a pervert's paradise (until the end)
You Won't Free Me Pippin You Won't See Me - The Beatles  

        Life's Little Annoyances


A Little Bit Green, A Little Bit Blue Merry A Little Bit Me, A Little Bit You - The Monkees Makes me see red...
As Weirs Go Dry Pippin As Tears Go By - The Rolling Stones Who left the freakin' tap on?
Boiling Summer Pippin Boys Of Summer - Don Henley Just read the title!
Borrow Pippin Sorrow - David Bowie Got any friends like this?  Ever find that they are never willing to lend YOU anything?
Domesticity 101 Pippin Synchronicity I - The Police  
Don't Be Verbose To Me Pippin Don't Stand So Close To Me - The Police  
Don't Ride On The Subway Pippin Don't Sleep In The Subway - Petula Clark Prime-time commuter horror story!
Flaming High Phone Bill Pippin Lady D'arbanville - Cat Stevens  
Flunkies Theme Pippin Monkees Theme - The Monkees Dilbert's theme song?
Fuel Gauge, Don't Be On Zero Pippin Billy, Don't Be A Hero - Paper Lace Alright, do you always drive with the needle in the red?
Gridlock Holiday Pippin Dreadlock Holiday - 10CC The hazards of travelling to the airport in New York city....
Hello, I'm Babu Pippin Hello, I Love You - The Doors Cultures clash as East meets West - at dinnertime...
High High High Merry Hi Hi Hi - Paul McCartney & Wings The gas wars are over (and gas won!)
Holy Mail Pippin Holy Grail - Hunters & Collectors  
How Can You Steer These Shopping Carts Pippin How Can You Mend A Broken Heart - Bee Gees The shopping experience from hell
I Never Fly Pippin I Never Cry - Alice Cooper Dedicated to a friend of one of the authors, whose dislike for flying is well known
If The Lab’s Wrong Pippin Last Song - Edward Bear  
If The Moat's In The Way Merry If You Want Me To Stay - Sly Stone When you siege for your liege...
I'll Endeavor Just To Free My Mace Again Merry Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again? - The Angels Remember when mace was so big and heavy it couldn't be carried in a purse?
It's A Folding Chair Pippin Sister Golden Hair - America Revenge of the Lawn (Furniture)...
It's One Of Those Flights (Jet Lag) Merry It's One Of Those Nights (Yes Love) - The Partridge Family A saga about aviation nightmares
Itsy Bitsy Eenie Teenie Almost Microscopic Weenie Merry Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini - Bryan Hyland  
I've Two Dates Pippin It's Too Late - Carole King It's back to a 'onesome' for this unlucky fellow...
Life Is A Crock Pippin Life Is A Rock - Reunion  
Living In Antarctica Pippin Living In America - James Brown Oh no! Not THAT Great Southern Land!
Make It Sleazy Merry Take It Easy - The Eagles A jab at the supermarket (The "Flying Saucer cures cancer") tabloids...
Mispell Pippin Michelle - The Beatles I may not spell well but I speak goodly
Mortar's Loose Pippin Waterloo - Abba Humpty was swell egg, but a little cracked... (Boom Boom!)
Origami Dished Me Scant Applause Merry I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus - Little Jimmy Boyd This one doesn't make it safely into the fold...
Perfect Weekend Pippin Mercedes Benz - Janis Joplin  
Pester Me Once More Merry Yesterday Once More - The Carpenters The perils of telemarketing, from the would-be consumer's end
Piranha Mauled My Hand Merry I Want To Hold Your Hand - The Beatles This one's a stumper!
Pre-Electric Man Pippin Free Electric Band - Albert Hammond Life without light and power must be a real pain
Roadhouse Loos Pippin Roadhouse Blues - The Doors  
Shop Shop Shop Merry Stop Stop Stop - The Hollies  
Something In The Air Pippin Something In The Air - Thunderclap Newman This song is on the nose…
Something Loop-ed Pippin Something Stupid - Frank & Nancy Sinatra  
Spear Hit In The Thigh Merry Spirit In The Sky - Norman Greenbaum  
Splinter Merry Winter - The Rolling Stones  
Stitchin' A Hide Merry Hitchin' A Ride - Vanity Fare The height of Neanderthal fashion
Stuck With My Own Superglue Merry Stuck In The Middle With You - Stealer's Wheel The title sort of says it all!
The First Car Is The Heapest Pippin The First Cut Is The Deepest - Keith Hampshire Well, we can always neck in the garage...
The Things We Get Rid Of Pippin The Things We Do For Love - 10CC The recycling parody
Things My Parents Say Pippin Things We Said Today - The Beatles  
Toes Harden Merry Rose Garden - Lynn Anderson Trouble with weather...
Tragedy, Part 2 Pippin Tragedy - Bee Gees Some days you should just stay in bed...
Very Crushed Express Pippin Marrakesh Express - Crosby, Stills & Nash  
We Are The Campers Pippin We Are The Champions - Queen Camping can be such fun, hey?
Well, I Was Hung Pippin When I Was Young - The Animals  
Who Stopped Your Brain? Pippin Who'll Stop The Rain? - Creedence Clearwater Revival An ode to people who don't think
You Got The Forecast Wrong Pippin You Shook Me All Night Long - AC/DC Bloody weather...
You're A Drain Merry You're So Vain - Carly Simon Anyone who has ever shared a house or apartment can relate to this one....

        Naughty Parodies    

Handyman Pippin Candy Man - Sammy Davis Jr  
K, k, Y, y (Into The Crack) Pippin Hey Hey, My My (Into The Black) - Neil Young The title probably says all that is needed here...
Mammaries Pippin Let It Be - The Beatles Follow the bouncing boobs as you sing along...
Massage In A Brothel Pippin Message In A Bottle - The Police A tale of a lonely soul's slide from grace....
Shaggin' Is Fine Merry Draggin' The Line - Tommy James We think this song is about carpet....
She's My Mother Pippin He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother - The Hollies  
Six Months In A Cheeky Boat Pippin Six Months In A Leaky Boat - Split Enz This land-lubber could be an 'end'-lubber soon...
Take Your Pants And Leave Pippin Take A Chance On Me - Abba  
Tup - Tuppin' In Hay Merry Up, Up And Away - Fifth Dimension You just can't be toppin' tuppin' !

        News & Current Events Parodies

Ganges Pippin Angie -The Rolling Stones This is the filthiest parody we have ever written!
He's Lion Eats Tonight (A Whim Away) Pippin The Lion Sleeps Tonight - Robert John Parody inspired by a man's decision to join a Lion in it's cage at a Buenos Aires zoo
It's Janet's Half Bust Pippin A Matter Of Trust - Billy Joel We just couldn't leave Janet's nipple alone....
Paintball Bambi Merry Pinball Wizard - The Who A trend in Las Vegas was to pay $5000 to hunt nude women with paintballs.  A parody paradise is such fodder! Due to a miscommunication we started on Pinball Wizard independently of each other. Since each song came out quite different from the other (we even used different versions), we decided that instead of combining them, we would finish them together and submit both
Paintball Pervert Merry Pinball Wizard - Elton John
Rad'ioactive Clouds Been 'Cross Our Lands Pippin Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band - The Beatles In recognition of the 20th anniversary of the Ukranian's efforts to make Three Mile Island look like a Sunday picnic...

        Occupational Parodies    

A Testy Red-Clad Gentleman Pippin God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen - Traditional Santa's got a brand new gripe...
Bailing Pippin Sailing - Rod Stewart Rod gets to sing with Davy Jones, in his locker!
Blown Apart Was Pete Pippin Bonaparte's Retreat - Glen Campbell  
Bowler Pippin Lola - The Kinks All this guy wants is to reset her pins....
Concreter Pippin Maneater - Hall & Oates Building sites must surely prove the existence of early man....
Deal With Drongoes Every Day Pippin Feeling Stronger Every Day - Chicago  
Debts Of A Clown Pippin Death Of A Clown - Dave Davies  
Easy Sievin' Merry Uriah Heep - Easy Livin' We wanted to see how this parody would pan out (grooooan...)
Flat Out Of Prell Merry Bat Out Of Hell - Meatloaf A 'soap' opera of a different kind
Grey Stripper Pippin Day Tripper - The Beatles Some days you should just stay at home...
I.R.S. Pippin S.O.S. - Abba Everyone loves a swipe at the Tax Office
Litigious Merry Vicious - Lou Reed Some people would sue your backside off for just looking at them!
Man's Latrine Pippin Dancing Queen - Abba This grunt wasn't so privy...
Naked Cowboy Pippin Rhinestone Cowboy - Glen Campbell A naked guitar playing cowboy takes a blue M&M to court!
Our Log Roll Merry Chicago - Graham Nash You won't find any beaver in this pond!
Pizza Hut Driver Pippin Paperback Writer - The Beatles The guys drive like crazy!
Pick In Her Eye Merry Ticket To Ride - The Beatles  
Roofy Kind Of Shove Merry Groovy Kind Of Love - Wayne Fontana & The Mindbenders  
Torpedo Merry Candida - Tony Orlando & Dawn The perils of being a merchant seaman, revealed
Wage Is Precarious Pippin Aquarius/Let The Sunshine In - The Fifth Dimension Pippin's entry to the "Parc An Venton" parody contest
Wichita Lineman Pippin Wichita Lineman - Glen Campbell  

        Political, or Political Correctness Parodies    

Boycott The French Merry Send In The Clowns - Judy Collins A little dig at the French
Do You Know A Way To Can Jose Merry Do You Know The Way To San Jose? - Dionne Warwick Once you open up a can of Jose, you can never re-can 'im...
Fifty Ways To Piss Off P.E.T.A. Merry Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover - Paul Simon A humorous look at animal activist extremism - "Save the whales, save the snails...."
Head For Shelter Pippin Helter Skelter - The Beatles Another Iraq-inspired parody
Human Shields Merry Helen Wheels - Paul McCartney & Wings Questions the sanity of those who would repel smart bombs with their bodies, or their bravado
Hurling Each Other Pippin Hurting Each Other - The Carpenters  
If I Fire (At You Saddam) Pippin If I Fell - The Beatles Duck!  Incoming!
Iraqi Woman Pippin Eleanor Rigby - The Beatles A look at the plight of some Muslim women
Poor Hans Blix Pippin Ballroom Blitz - The Sweet The U.N.'s chief weapons inspector may have felt a little hard done by here...
Sorry Saddam Pippin Sorry Suzanne - The Hollies Perhaps the Republican Guard were not as loyal as they were made out to be?
The Heart Of Ol' Baghdad Pippin The Heart Of Rock And Roll - Huey Lewis & The News A ditty about some of the characters on the Iraqi side of the fence....
The Wrong, Untimely Joke Pippin The Long And Winding Road - The Beatles A diagnosed case of "foot in mouth"...
There Ain't No Brains In Southern California Merry It Never Rains In Southern California - Albert Hammond War protestors achieved one thing, they slowed the traffic in L.A. even more, if such a thing was possible....
Twisted Kraut Guest Twist And Shout - The Beatles Why don't we have a little Nazi Party (with apologies to Mel Brooks)
Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad Pippin Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad - Meatloaf Uday and Qusay get a mention
Uncle Sam


Taxman - The Beatles Uncle Sam's view of the war....
Why Don't You Move To Iraq, Son? Merry (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction - The Rolling Stones Our first parody, dedicated to the Hollywood folk, who think their views are worth something

        Relationship Parodies    

Brainy Knight In Porsche Merry Rainy Night In Georgia - Brook Benton "You’re digging for gold, You’re throwing away, A fortune in feelings, But someday you’ll pay" (with thanks to Foreigner...)
Can't Fit Him Under My Bed Merry Can't Get It Out Of My Head - Electric Light Orchestra She knew she should have brought the trundle...
Diary (Revisited)


Diary - Bread This is what Bread really wanted to write, but it didn't match their image.  On the other hand, we had no problems at all with it!
He's Better Pippin The Letter - The Box-Tops Jealousy is a terrible thing....
Me And You And Your Twin Named Sue Merry Me And You And A Dog Named Boo - Lobo A little menage-a-trois for everyone!
Simply Bloody Typical Pippin Simply Irresistible - Robert Palmer  
Stranded With Nuns Pippin Band On The Run - Paul McCartney & Wings Such parodies can be habit-forming...
The Mourning After Pippin The Morning After - Maureen McGovern Lust can be such a terrible thing, in retrospect....

        Religious Parodies   (The # in the last column indicates the order of the parody in our "Biblical Series")    

Cain Merry Badge - Cream The 2nd instalment in our biblical parody series! A murder mystery takes place!

# 2

Canons Merry Shannon - Henry Gross    
Choosing My Religion Merry Losing My Religion - R.E.M. Sometimes the choice hits you like a lightning bolt from the sky, sometimes it is more difficult....  
For Noah Pippin For No One - The Beatles The 3rd instalment in our biblical parody series!  God leaves the bath on whilst he goes out...

# 3

MacEden Park Pippin Macarthur Park - Richard Harris The 1st instalment in our biblical parody series! What a soap opera, was the book of Genesis!

# 1

May Proverbs Of Paired Advice Prove Not Verbose Merry May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose - Little Jimmy Dickens The 5th instalment in our biblical parody series! 

# 5

Name Me Merry Play Me - Neil Diamond The 4th instalment in our biblical parody series!  Adam turns his attentions to animal nomenclature

# 4

Used A Heavy Sling Merry You Are Everything - The Stylistics The 6th instalment in our biblical parody series!  Don't tick off the Hebrews!

# 6

        Scientific Parodies    

Angles, Never Boring Merry Angel Of The Morning - Merilee Rush Hi, Potenuse!  Why doncha try, angle?
Couldn't We Be Twice Merry Wouldn't It Be Nice? - Beach Boys A humorous look at cloning....
I Studied A Fluke (Flatworm Trilogy, Part3) Merry I Started A Joke - Bee Gees An embarrassing moment in science class
Plana-Planarian (Flatworm Trilogy, Part 2) Merry Karma Chameleon - Culture Club Anything to change the dreary original into something more interesting.  Ah!  Flatworms!
Platelets In The Arterial Walls Merry Spirits In The Material World - The Police Hey blood!  Check out this corpuscular chant
Pro-a tozoa Merry My Sharona - The Knack Some of our best friends are also the smallest....
Stalagmite Merry I'm Alright - Kenny Loggins Well, who else was gonna do a parody about cave formations?
Tapeworm's In My Liver (Flatworm Trilogy, Part 1) Merry Take Me To The River - Talking Heads Maybe it was something we ate?
The Mineral Song Merry Annie's Song - John Denver Fun for the whole family with rocks....

        Silly Parodies    

I Have A Teddy Bear That Moos Pippin I Say A Little Prayer - Dionne Warwick Just a little silliness
Impromptu Song Pippin Waterloo - Abba Pure silliness and word plays
Letter B Pippin Let It Be - The Beatles A bountiful booty of B's...
My Favorite Links Pippin My Favorite Things - Julie Andrews Can you imagine Julie Andrews trawling the net?
Simon And Garfunkel Sing A Soap Pippin April Come She Will - Simon & Garfunkel Every daytime soapie encapsulated in one song!
That'll Be The Sleigh Pippin That'll Be The Day - Buddy Holly & The Crickets Bah humbug!  It's Christmas again!
The ______? Pippin The Rose - Bette Midler Our version of a medieval type riddle song


Tusk - Fleetwood Mac Another riddle song

        Sport & Leisure Parodies    

Bungeed From The Roof Pippin Hungry Like The Wolf - Duran Duran Being bored can be fatal...
Chess Merry Jet - Paul McCartney & Wings Chess.  Exciting or less fun than watching paint dry?
Clutch At The Shin Pippin Dust In The Wind - Kansas R.I.P., the 'beautiful game'...
Curl Pippin Girl - The Beatles A very loose definition of 'sport'...
Half Leeds Merry Half Breed - Cher A song highlighting the plight of Leeds United Football Club in Season 2003/2004
Hit Them With My Hockey Stick Pippin Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick - Ian Dury & The Blockheads  
Lead The Jack Pippin Walk Right Back - Everly Brothers Ever played cards with someone who weren't themselves playing with a full deck...?
On eBay Pippin Yesterday - The Beatles Highlights the perils of buying and selling online (On E-Bay)
Predatory Man Merry Solitary Man - Neil Diamond To quote Sting "It don't take combat boots to make a man" .... (but it sure helps)!
Tie-Dye Pippin My Guy - Mary Wells  

        Supernatural Parodies    


Borg People Pippin Short People - Randy Newman Being assimilated is fun (so long as Seven of Nine is doing the assimilation!)
Hell In Lore Merry Elenore - The Turtles Having a wonderful time; wish you were here...
It's A Hard Stake Merry It's A Heartache - Bonnie Tyler Drac meets his match...
Lotta Blood Pippin Lotta Love - Nicolette Larsen "It's a Transylvanian twist!"
No Milk Today Pippin No Milk Today - Herman's Hermits A strange tale about extra-terrestrials and bovines
The Brain, The Dark And Scary Things Pippin The Rain, The Park And Other Things - The Cowsills A brain is a scary thing to be lost inside...
There's Moss On My Shroud Merry Get Off Of My Cloud - The Rolling Stones Maybe a Rolling Stone gathers no moss, but a winding sheet does!

        Switcheroo Parodies  (Where the lyrics on an existing song are made to fit another song)

Wild Side Merry Wild World - Cat Stevens  

        Technology Parodies    

(Microsoft) Patches Merry Patches - Clarence Carter Wouldn't it be nice if the Beta testing was done BEFORE you got the product?
Antenna Pippin Vienna - Ultravox The warmest snowstorm of all!
Brand New Knees Pippin Brand New Key - Melanie The true story of the Six Million Dollar Man - exposed and uncut!
Downloadin' Merry Free Fallin' - Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers When the files you download on your PC could have been delivered faster by passenger pigeon...
Dyslexian Typios Merry Mexican Radio - Wall Of Voodoo You know how some days you can't type properly to save yourself?
Easy Instructions


Eve Of Destruction - Barry McGuire How many times have you bought something that just doesn't work as it should?
Galvanize Pippin Galveston - Glen Campbell  
I Emailed To Say I Love You Merry I Just Called To Say I Love You - Stevie Wonder Beware! They are out there! Filling your inbox!
I'm A Juicer Merry I'm A Loser - The Beatles Anthology of a kitchen appliance...
Returned To Center Pippin Return To Sender - Elvis Presley  
The Glitch Is Back Merry The Bitch Is Back - Elton John Just when your PC was running really well....

        Transport Parodies    

All Those Kombies


All You Zombies - The Hooters An ode to the humble Volkswagen Van - gone but not forgotten....
Calibrate Merry Celebrate - Three Dog Night "We Brake for Parodies"
Carburetor Merry Operator - Jim Croce The inspiration for Adam Sandler's "Piece Of Shit Car"...
Car Man Pippin Starman - David Bowie We have all had ignorant neighbors like this guy...
If We Fly Pippin If We Try - Don McLean These two guys had 'The Wright stuff'
It's Falled Over Now Pippin It's All Over Now - The Rolling Stones  
Jackknife Pippin Black Night - Deep Purple The perils of long distance truck driving, revealed
Not Hyundai, Want Hummer Merry That Sunday, That Summer - Nat King Cole No pansy cars here, gimme a Humvee!
Should I Stop Or Should I Go? Pippin Should I Stay Or Should I Go - The Clash Bloody red lights at three in the morning, when there is no traffic anywhere, deserve a song all their own!
Train's Stopped, It's Stalling, Now It's Dead Pippin Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head - B J Thomas  
Why, My Jap Car's A Junk Heap Pippin While My Guitar Gently Weeps - The Beatles From personal experience, having had the misfortune to own a Mitsubishi....
Wrong Wrong Car To Tow Merry Long Long Way To Go - Def Leppard A song for the Def Leppaholics out there

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