Damn Thing Brings Tears To My Eyes

"Dancing With Tears In My Eyes" - Ultravox

G-String bring tears to my eyes
Creeping like an emery in my cleft - I sigh
Damn thing brings tears to my eyes
Shoving up my glen, awry it’s so rough - I cry

Like shiv: I’m misgiving vogue again
It's hard to believe it’s ‘in’ - this blast twine
Demand on my ireness: pries this thread
Narr-ow spur, narr-ow spur!

Glancing at rear are those guys
Committing to memory - that which wife won’t try
Lancing a spear ‘tween my thighs
Rather have a hemm-ed thing that is cotton-wide

Not great - a trend that is overblown
This shrink has become the dumbest norm
Chic reigns so I’m wound with this waferette thong
Drove in my grover

G-String bring tears to my eyes
Styling has temerity for to chafe ‘divide’

Alarmed ‘cus what if crotch suffers harm?
It’s kind of a fashion that seems unfair

Prancing - ‘cus strip gets ‘implied’
Gleely go commando - it’ll get me by
G-String bring tears to my eyes
Creeping up my fem’nary - is this tight design
Damn thing brings tears to my eyes…