The Song Parodies of Merry & Pippin

 

On this page, the parodies are arranged alphabetically by the title of the original song..

Our parodies are published on a website called AmiRight.  On the AmiRight site readers can vote for parodies that they view, and leave comments as well.  It is a good way of indicating to the parody authors what others make of their efforts.  There is a link at the bottom of each of our song pages to take you to vote for the song if you would like to.  We would like you to!

 

Original Song Title & Artist Parody Title Idea by Comments regarding the parody

        Prior to A (Numbers, 'Postrophes, etc)

(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction - The Rolling Stones Why Don't You Move To Iraq, Son? Merry Our first parody, dedicated to the Hollywood folk, who think their views are worth something
(Last Night) I Didn't Get To Sleep At All - The Fifth Dimension Last Night I Didn't Get To Sleep With Paul Pippin Ever wanted to bed a Beatle?
18 And Life - Skid Row 13 And Wife Merry Recalls the scandal of the marriage of Jerry Lee Lewis to his cousin
88 Lines About 44 Women - The Nails 88 Lines About 44 Presidents Merry Well, maybe only 42, but you get the idea!

        A    

A Glass Of Champagne - Sailor A Blast of Propane Pippin  
A Horse With No Name - America A House With No Drains

Pippin

This is what happens when you get cheap when costing your new house
A Little Bit Me, A Little Bit You - The Monkees A Little Bit Green, A Little Bit Blue Merry Makes me see red...
A Matter Of Trust - Billy Joel It's Janet's Half Bust Pippin We just couldn't leave Janet's nipple alone....
A Must To Avoid - Herman's Hermits A Muscular Boy Pippin A different approach to the Kinks "Lola"
A New Flame - Simply Red A New Name Pippin  
Absolute Beginners - David Bowie Rapt In Glues And Thinners Pippin It's not rap, but you can still wrap your brain around it...
All I Have To Do Is Dream - The Everly Brothers All I Have To Eat Is Beans Merry Beanz Meanz Fartz....
All The Way From Memphis - Mott The Hoople Hollandaise For Breakfast Merry It's time for breakfast, and there's nothing edible in the house
All You Zombies - The Hooters All Those Kombies

Pippin

An ode to the humble Volkswagen Van - gone but not forgotten....
Alone Again (Naturally) - Gilbert O'Sullivan A Cone I Am (Traffic-ly) Pippin  
Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again? - The Angels I'll Endeavor Just To Free My Mace Again Merry Remember when mace was so big and heavy it couldn't be carried in a purse?
Angel Of The Morning - Merilee Rush Angles, Never Boring Merry Hi, Potenuse!  Why doncha try, angle?
Angie -The Rolling Stones Ganges Pippin This is the filthiest parody we have ever written!
Annie's Song - John Denver The Mineral Song Merry Fun for the whole family with rocks....
Anticipation - Carly Simon Defenestration Merry This parody is like The Hollies' "Look Through Any Window", but with an unpleasant twist!
April Come She Will - Simon & Garfunkel Simon And Garfunkel Sing A Soap Pippin Every daytime soapie encapsulated in one song!
Aquarius/Let The Sunshine In - The Fifth Dimension Wage Is Precarious Pippin Pippin's entry to the "Parc An Venton" parody contest
Aquarius/Let The Sunshine In - The Fifth Dimension Barbarians Merry A history lesson, and lots of violence too!
Ariel - Dean Friedman Trendy Name (A Valley Girl Saga) Merry Ah, the curse of living in the Valley....
Art For Art's Sake - 10CC Fart For Fart's Sake Pippin This parody is a bit on the nose...
As Tears Go By - The Rolling Stones As Weirs Go Dry Pippin Who left the freakin' tap on?
At Seventeen - Janis Ian At Seventy Pippin  
At Seventeen - Janis Ian The Batmobile Pippin The true story of Bruce Wayne's 'wardship' of Dick Grayson - revealed!

        B    

Baby I'm-A Want You - Bread Maybe I'll A Hunt You (The Un-PC Safari Song) Merry The un-PC safari song
Back Off Boogaloo - Ringo Starr Backed Up Port-a-loo Merry The title says it all....
Bad Case Of Loving You (Doctor, Doctor) - Robert Palmer Bad Case Of Loathing You (Doctors, Doctors) Pippin  
Bad Time - Grand Funk Railroad Bad Time (To Be In Greenland) Merry The original real estate scam...
Badge - Cream Cain Merry The 2nd instalment in our biblical parody series! A murder mystery takes place!
Ballroom Blitz - The Sweet Poor Hans Blix Pippin The U.N.'s chief weapons inspector may have felt a little hard done by here...
Band On The Run - Paul McCartney & Wings Stranded With Nuns Pippin Such parodies can be habit-forming...
Banks Of The Ohio - Olivia Newton-John Yanks Born In Ohio Pippin Buckeyelicious!
Bat Out Of Hell - Meatloaf Flat Out Of Prell Merry A 'soap' opera of a different kind
Ben - Jackson, Michael Hens Pippin A clucking good parody...
Billy, Don't Be A Hero - Paper Lace Fuel Gauge, Don't Be On Zero Pippin Alright, do you always drive with the needle in the red?
Black Night - Deep Purple Jackknife Pippin The perils of long distance truck driving, revealed
Blockbuster - The Sweet Hot Mustard Merry More condiments!
Blockbuster - The Sweet Stock Muster Pippin These bovines are having a cow of a day
Bonaparte's Retreat - Glen Campbell Blown Apart Was Pete Pippin  
Boys Of Summer - Don Henley Boiling Summer Pippin Just read the title!
Brand New Key - Melanie Brand New Knees Pippin The true story of the Six Million Dollar Man - exposed and uncut!
Bridge Over Troubled Water - Simon & Garfunkel Bridge Over Derwent Water Merry  
Burning Bridges - The Mike Curb Congregation Burning Fridges Merry An electrician's nightmare....

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Candida - Tony Orlando & Dawn Torpedo Merry The perils of being a merchant seaman, revealed
Candy Man - Sammy Davis Jr Handyman Pippin  
Can't Get It Out Of My Head - Electric Light Orchestra Can't Fit Him Under My Bed Merry She knew she should have brought the trundle...
Can't You Hear My Heartbeat - Herman's Hermits Shoulda Feared That Bat Meet Merry  
Carry On Wayward Son - Kansas Crapping On Wayward Song Pippin When "Virtuoso Claptrap" attacks!
Castles In The Air - Don McLean Vassals Insincere Merry Don't you just hate it when your fief goes to rack and ruin?
Cecilia - Simon & Garfunkel Cecilia 2008 Pippin  
Cecilia - Simon & Garfunkel Sicilians Pippin Some day I might ask of you a small favour...
Celebrate - Three Dog Night Calibrate

Merry

"We Brake for Parodies"
Cherry Cherry - Neil Diamond Jerry Jerry

Pippin

Jerry Springer does not escape our wrath either
Chicago - Graham Nash Our Log Roll Merry You won't find any beaver in this pond!
Cleanin' Out My Closet - Eminem Cheatin' On My Diet Merry I feel hungry!
Cocaine - J J Cale Profane Pippin When you just can't stop swearing!
Constant Craving - k d Lang Need Some Gravy Pippin Mama's cooking needs something to cover it....
Cover Of The Rolling Stone - Dr Hook & The Medicine Show Cover Of The Next Playgirl Merry A hot studly guy turns out be not what he first appeared....
Cracklin' Rosie - Neil Diamond Crack In Rosie Pippin  
Cracklin' Rosie - Neil Diamond Parc An Venton Merry Merry's entry to the "Parc An Venton" parody contest

        D    

Daddy, Don't You Walk So Fast - Wayne Newton Phat Hee Don't You Wok The Cat Merry Proof that all pussies should steer clear of anything Phat...
Dancing Queen - Abba Man's Latrine Pippin This grunt wasn't so privy...
Daughter Of Darkness - Tom Jones Otters Of Loch Ness Merry They've duped us for centuries....
Day Tripper - The Beatles Grey Stripper Pippin Some days you should just stay at home...
Dear Prudence - The Beatles Sheer Lewdness Pippin The AmiRight site owner issued an edict that no parodies dealing directly with sex were allowed....he didn't mention other bodily functions, however....
Death Of A Clown - Dave Davies Debts Of A Clown Pippin  
Desolation Row - Bob Dylan Dylanesquine Prose Merry Writing like Bob is fun !!!
Diary - Bread Diary (Revisited)

Pippin

This is what Bread really wanted to write, but it didn't match their image.  On the other hand, we had no problems at all with it!
Dizzy - Tommy Roe Lizzie Pippin This parody is a royal pain in the throne
Do Ya Think I'm Sexy? - Rod Stewart Do Ya Think I'm Passe? Pippin Merry & Pippin consider that Rod passed his use-by date somewhere in the early to mid 70's....
Do You Know The Way To San Jose? - Dionne Warwick Do You Know A Way To Can Jose Merry Once you open up a can of Jose, you can never re-can 'im...
Do You Want To Know A Secret? - The Beatles Does The Lava Flow Or Secrete? Merry Mt St Helen Wheels meets Ashes To Ashes with a little of Elton's Sacrifice thrown in...
Don't Cry For Me Argentina - Madonna Don't Lie To Me Marge and Tina Pippin A sorry tale of a guy who has realised that all the time he invested chasing two women was in vain
Don't Sleep In The Subway - Petula Clark Don't Ride On The Subway Pippin Prime-time commuter horror story!
Don't Sleep In The Subway - Petula Clark Don't Sneeze On The Subway Pippin  
Don't Stand So Close To Me - The Police Don't Be Verbose To Me Pippin  
Don't Touch Me There - The Tubes Don't Lust For Bears Pippin  
Down Under - Men At Work Down Under Pippin An American visits Australia, and gets a rude shock!
Draggin' The Line - Tommy James Shaggin' Is Fine Merry We think this song is about carpet....
Dreadlock Holiday - 10CC Gridlock Holiday Pippin The hazards of travelling to the airport in New York city....
Dream Police - Cheap Trick The Queen Dream Themes Pippin Ever wake in in a cold sweat thinking about sharing a bed with Freddie Mercury?  You may now!
Duke Of Earl - Gene Chandler Root, Then Swirl Merry Dedicated to Stuart McArthur - it made him giggle
Dust In The Wind - Kansas Bust Has Been Thinned Pippin Too much exercise can be bad for girls....
Dust In The Wind - Kansas Clutch At The Shin Pippin R.I.P., the 'beautiful game'...

        E    

Early In The Morning - Vanity Fare Merely Bits Of Cornish Merry Deeth Daa !
Easy Livin' - Uriah Heep Easy Sievin' Merry We wanted to see how this parody would pan out (grooooan...)
Ebony Eyes - Bob Welch Ebony Thighs Pippin You want fries with your thighs?
Eight Days A Week - The Beatles Eight Days Of Greek Merry No bail? Impale!
Eleanor Rigby - The Beatles Iraqi Woman Pippin A look at the plight of some Muslim women
Elenore - The Turtles Hell In Lore

Merry

Having a wonderful time; wish you were here...
Eve Of Destruction - Barry McGuire Easy Instructions

Pippin

How many times have you bought something that just doesn't work as it should?
Every Rose Has It's Thorn - Poison Every Nose Has It's Horn Merry Fun with Rhinos!

         F    

Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen Flat Bottomed Girls Pippin Sung from the viewpoint of a girl with curvaceous sisters, upset she never had a song to celebrate her skinny-ness, and hell-bent on lyrical revenge!
Feeling Stronger Every Day - Chicago Deal With Drongoes Every Day Pippin  
Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover - Paul Simon Fifty Ways To Piss Off P.E.T.A. Merry A humorous look at animal activist extremism - "Save the whales, save the snails...."
Folsom Prison Blues - Johnny Cash False Imprisoned Blues Pippin  
For No One - The Beatles For Noah Pippin The 3rd instalment in our biblical parody series!  God leaves the bath on whilst he goes out...
Forever In Blue Jeans - Neil Diamond Filled Up On Baked Beans Pippin Beanz Meanz Fartz, part 2
Free Electric Band - Albert Hammond Pre-Electric Man Pippin Life without light and power must be a real pain
Free Fallin' - Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers Downloadin' Merry When the files you download on your PC could have been delivered faster by passenger pigeon...
Free Fallin' - Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers Trees Fallin' Merry If a tree falls in a parody, does it make a sound?

        G    

Galveston - Glen Campbell Galvanize Pippin  
Get Back - The Beatles L'il Mac Merry A civil war tale about General George McClellan
Get Off Of My Cloud - The Rolling Stones There's Moss On My Shroud Merry Maybe a Rolling Stone gathers no moss, but a winding sheet does!
Gimme All Your Lovin' - Z Z Top Gimme All Your Money Pippin Urban blight strikes when you least expect!
Girl - The Beatles Curl Pippin A very loose definition of 'sport'...
Girl - The Beatles Squirl ? (Part 2 - Pippin's Reply and Counter-Complaint) Pippin  
Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon - Neil Diamond Squirl, You Be One Syllable - (Part 1, Merry's Complaint) Merry  
God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen - Traditional A Testy Red-Clad Gentleman Pippin Santa's got a brand new gripe...
Good Vibrations - The Beach Boys Drug Plantations Pippin Ever want a lucrative exciting new career?
Green Green Grass Of Home - Dean Martin Mean Gein's Ghastly Home Merry  
Groovy Kind Of Love - Wayne Fontana & The Mindbenders Roofy Kind Of Shove Merry  
Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves - Cher Pepsis, Cokes, RC's Merry "...I drink champagne, and it tasted slack, Coca-Cola..."

        H    

Half Breed - Cher Half Leeds Merry A song highlighting the plight of Leeds United Football Club in Season 2003/2004
Hark The Herald Angels Sing - Felix Mendelssohn Sporks Be Perilous-y Things Merry You know those things that are a cross between a fork and a spoon?  They can be sharp!
Harmony - Elton John Hominy Merry A gritty little parody about the South's favorite food
Have A Cigar - Pink Floyd Halve A Guitar Merry This guy's been watching too many Freddy movies!
Have You Seen Your Mother Baby (Standing In The Shadow) - The Rolling Stones Have You Dreamed Of Udders Lately? (Handling All The Cattle)? Merry We doubt this parody will be a big hit in India...
He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother - The Hollies She's My Mother Pippin  
Heart Full Of Soul - The Yardbirds Yard Full Of Moles Pippin  
Helen Wheels - Paul McCartney & Wings Human Shields Merry Questions the sanity of those who would repel smart bombs with their bodies, or their bravado
Hello Hooray - Alice Cooper Bellow! Say Eh? (The Canajian Song) Merry All the leaves are brown, and the sky is grey, strangely now I talk, I'm Canajian eh?
Hello, I Love You - The Doors Hello, I'm Babu Pippin Cultures clash as East meets West - at dinnertime...
Helter Skelter - The Beatles Head For Shelter Pippin Another Iraq-inspired parody
Here Comes The Sun - The Beatles Here Comes The Stun Pippin This one is a pain the the backside!
Heroes - David Bowie Zeroes Pippin Perhaps one is not the loneliest number...?
Hey Hey, My My (Into The Black) - Neil Young K, k, Y, y (Into The Crack) Pippin The title probably says all that is needed here...
Hey There Lonely Girl - Eddie Holman Hey There Gnomely Girl Merry  
Hi Hi Hi - Paul McCartney & Wings High High High Merry The gas wars are over (and gas won!)
Hippy Hippy Shake - Swinging Blue Jeans Drippy Drippy Shake Pippin  
History Never Repeats - Split Enz KFC Always Repeats Pippin One of a number of songs that highlights KFC - this one deals with it's aftermath
Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick - Ian Dury & The Blockheads Hit Them With My Hockey Stick Pippin  
Hitchin' A Ride - Vanity Fare Stitchin' A Hide Merry The height of Neanderthal fashion
Holy Grail - Hunters & Collectors Holy Mail Pippin  
Hound Dog - Elvis Presley Eggnog Merry Don't worry - some hair of the nog should cure this holiday hangover
How Can You Mend A Broken Heart - Bee Gees How Can You Steer These Shopping Carts Pippin The shopping experience from hell
How Do You Do? - Mouth & MacNeal Cows, Mules, Ewes Too Merry Ain't nothing like a barnyard gang bang
How Much Is That Doggie In The Window? - Patti Page I'm Watchin' A Doggie In A Video Merry Damn pop-up ads!  They led me astray!
Hungry Like The Wolf - Duran Duran Bungeed From The Roof Pippin Being bored can be fatal...
Hurting Each Other - The Carpenters Hurling Each Other Pippin  

        I    

I Am A Rock - Simon & Garfunkel I Am A Dog Pippin If it's wearing a ribbon, it needs a 1000lb weight dropped on it....
I Am Woman - Helen Reddy We Are Lemmings Merry One's company, 13,497 are a crowd...
I Did What I Did For Maria - Tony Christie I Hid In A Bra In Korea Merry MASHing lingerie is not regulation
I Did What I Did For Maria - Tony Christie The Dead In My Bed - Necrophil'a Merry Guys!  Ever had trouble meeting women?
I Eat Cannibals - Toto Coelo I Eat Lunchables Merry Why Johnny can't diet
I Feel Fine - The Beatles I Feel Blind Pippin How you gonna see me now...?
I Fought The Law - The Bobby Fuller Four I Bought Some Slaw Merry When salads get angry
I Fought The Law - The Bobby Fuller Four I Fought The Schwa Merry A most misunderstood phoneme...
I Got You - Split Enz I Got Flu Pippin The joy of having the flu
I Just Called To Say I Love You - Stevie Wonder I Emailed To Say I Love You Merry Beware! They are out there! Filling your
inbox!
I Never Cry - Alice Cooper I Never Fly Pippin Dedicated to a friend of one of the authors, whose dislike for flying is well known
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus - Little Jimmy Boyd Origami Dished Me Scant Applause Merry This one doesn't make it safely into the fold...
I Say A Little Prayer - Dionne Warwick I Have A Teddy Bear That Moos Pippin Just a little silliness
I Started A Joke - Bee Gees I Started To Choke Pippin  
I Started A Joke - Bee Gees I Studied A Fluke (Flatworm Trilogy, Part3) Merry An embarrassing moment in science
class
I Think We're Alone Now - Tommy James & The Shondells I've Flattened A Cone Now Merry Orange cones lead a very dangerous life, you know....
I Walk The Line - Johnny Cash That Kudzu Vine Merry A noxious pest.  This parody is scheduled to appear in a book about Georgia Native Plants.  True!
I Want A New Drug - Huey Lewis & The News I Want A New Bust Pippin The never ending search for perfection, and hormone treatments too
I Want To Hold Your Hand - The Beatles Piranha Mauled My Hand Merry This one's a stumper!
If I Fell - The Beatles If I Fire (At You Saddam) Pippin Duck!  Incoming!
If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body (Would You Hold It Against Me) - Bellamy Brothers It’s My Sentiment That Cephalopodies (Are Too Tentacle-enty) Merry  
If Not For You - Olivia Newton-John If Not For U Merry  
If We Try - Don McLean If We Fly Pippin These two guys had 'The Wright stuff'
If You Want Me To Stay - Sly Stone If The Moat's In The Way Merry When you siege for your liege...
I'm A Loser - The Beatles I'm A Boozer Pippin Both titles just about say it all...
I'm A Loser - The Beatles I'm A Juicer Merry Anthology of a kitchen appliance...
I'm Alright - Kenny Loggins Stalagmite Merry Well, who else was gonna do a parody about cave formations?
I'm Henry The Eighth, I Am - Herman's Hermits I've Hedgery That's Shaped, I Have Merry Fun with green stuff...
I'm Henry The Eighth, I Am - Herman's Hermits I'm Henry VIII, I Am Merry  
I'm Not In Love - 10CC I'm Donald Duck Pippin Duck tales with a twist!
Imagine - John Lennon Imagine Pippin  
Immigrant Song - Led Zeppelin Immigrodent Song Pippin They came without green cards!
Indiana Wants Me - R Dean Taylor In The Tanning Salon Merry The search for bronze perfection
It Never Rains In Southern California - Albert Hammond There Ain't No Brains In Southern California Merry War protestors achieved one thing, they slowed the traffic in L.A. even more, if such a thing was possible....
Itchycoo Park - Small Faces It's All Too Rootiful Merry Veggies have SO many uses...
It's A Heartache - Bonnie Tyler It's A Hard Stake Merry Drac meets his match...
It's All Over Now - The Rolling Stones It's Falled Over Now Pippin  
It's A Heartache - Bonnie Tyler It's A Hard Steak Pippin Get your teeth into this one!
It's One Of Those Nights (Yes Love) - The Partridge Family It's One Of Those Flights (Jet Lag) Merry A saga about aviation nightmares
It's Too Late - Carole King I've Two Dates Pippin It's back to a 'onesome' for this unlucky fellow...
Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini - Bryan Hyland Itsy Bitsy Eenie Teenie Almost Microscopic Weenie Merry  

        J    

Jackson - Nancy Sinatra & Lee Hazlewood Cantons Merry Count 'em !  They're all there !  We're on a (Swiss) roll!
Jam Up And Jelly Tight - Tommy Roe Clam Stuck And Jelly Blight Merry (With apologies to the B-52's) : I was in a jam, I was in a giant clam!
Jeepster - T. Rex Sheepster Merry So the Kiwis didn't feel left out!
Jennifer Juniper - Donovan Conifer (Cone Of Fir) Merry If a tree falls in a parody, does it make a sound?
Jet - Paul McCartney & Wings Chess Merry Chess.  Exciting or less fun than watching paint dry?
Joanne - Mike Nesmith Oran Merry  
Judy In Disguise (With Glasses) - John Fred & His Playboy Band Judy Is Apprised (By Masses) Pippin  
Julie Do Ya Love me? - Bobby Sherman Gooey Should A Slug Be Merry ...and a mighty slug was he...

        K    

Karma Chameleon - Culture Club Plana-Planarian (Flatworm Trilogy, Part 2) Merry Anything to change the dreary original into something more interesting.  Ah!  Flatworms!
Kentucky Woman - Neil Diamond Kentucky Chicken Pippin KFC is a never-ending source of parody worship!  This is # 4 on the subject!

        L    

(Lovin' You's) The Right Thing To Do - Carly Simon (Stuffin' You's) The Right Thing To Do Merry  
Lady D'arbanville - Cat Stevens Flaming High Phone Bill Pippin  
Last Song - Edward Bear If The Lab’s Wrong Pippin  
Lawyers In Love - Jackson Browne Voyeurs Above Pippin This parody is a pervert's paradise (until the end)
Learning To Fly - Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers Learning To Fry Pippin Another dig at KFC
Leave A Tender Moment Alone - Billy Joel Stevie's Tender Moment At Home Pippin Steve Irwin, Croc Hunter, and "idiot extrordinaire", gets a mention in a parody all of his own
Let It Be - The Beatles Letter B Pippin A bountiful booty of B's...
Let It Be - The Beatles Mammaries Pippin Follow the bouncing boobs as you sing along...
Let Your Love Flow - The Bellamy Brothers Let the Booze Flow Pippin The title says it all
Let's Stick Together - Bryan Ferry Legs Stick To Leather Pippin  
Life Is A Rock - Reunion Life Is A Crock Pippin  
Life On Mars - David Bowie Wife In Bars Merry Maybe she would okay after a six-pack?
Little Arrows - Leapy Lee Little Harrows Merry Farm implements can be a harrowing experience!
Living In A House Divided - Cher Living In A House Un-Sided Merry Trying to keep up with the Joneses....
Living In America - James Brown Living In Antarctica Pippin Oh no! Not THAT Great Southern Land!
Lola - The Kinks Bowler Pippin All this guy wants is to reset her pins....
London Calling - The Clash Huns Are Brawling Pippin Just what DO you do with bored hoards?
Long Long Way To Go - Def Leppard Wrong Wrong Car To Tow Merry A song for the Def Leppaholics out there
Look Through Any Window - The Hollies Look Through Any Window Pippin Bet you didn't realize the Hollies were so perverse!
Lookin' Out My Back Door - Creedence Clearwater Revival 'Venting New Dinosaurs Merry Where did all these brand new dinos come from?
Losing My Religion - R.E.M. Choosing My Religion Merry Sometimes the choice hits you like a lightning bolt from the sky, sometimes it is more difficult....
Lotta Love - Larsen, Nicolette Lotta Blood Pippin "It's a Transylvanian twist!"
Love Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes) - Edison Lighthouse Stuffed Crows (Served On Savory Loaves) Merry Fur or feather - the flatter the better!
Loves Me Like A Rock - Paul Simon Dryer Ate My Sock Merry Domestic appliances have a mind of their own sometimes

        M    

Macarthur Park - Richard Harris MacEden Park Pippin The 1st instalment in our biblical parody series! What a soap opera, was the book of Genesis!
Man On The Moon - R.E.M. Men Who Were Loons Pippin Male tyrants past and present, remembered for what they are/were
Mandolin Wind - Rod Stewart Pangolin Friend Merry  
Maneater - Hall & Oates Concreter Pippin Building sites must surely prove the existence of early man....
Marrakesh Express - Crosby, Stills & Nash Very Crushed Express Pippin  
May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose - Little Jimmy Dickens May Proverbs Of Paired Advice Prove Not Verbose Merry The 5th instalment in our biblical parody series! 
Me And You And A Dog Named Boo - Lobo Me And You And Your Twin Named Sue Merry A little menage-a-trois for everyone!
Mendocino - The Sir Douglas Quintet Maraschino Merry This parody gets the cherry!
Mercedes Benz - Janis Joplin Perfect Weekend Pippin  
Message In A Bottle - The Police Massage In A Brothel Pippin A tale of a lonely soul's slide from grace....
Mexican Radio - Wall Of Voodoo Dyslexian Typios Merry You know how some days you can't type properly to save yourself?
Michelle - The Beatles Mispell Pippin I may not spell well but I speak goodly
Midnight At The Oasis - Maria Maldaur Midnight Out With The Racists Pippin Goes to show the KKK are good for one thing - enabling me to overwrite the lamentable line : "Send your camel to bed"...
Milkshake - Kelis Prozac Merry If you've heard the original, you would know that things can only get better....
Money - Pink Floyd Bunnies Pippin Awwww....Pretty little bunnies have such many and varied uses, don't they?
Money - Pink Floyd Honey Merry Waxing lyrical with honey....
Monkees Theme - The Monkees Flunkies Theme Pippin Dilbert's theme song?
More Than A Feeling - Boston More Than A Filling Pippin A trip to the dentist
Mrs Brown, You've Got A Lovely Daughter - Herman's Hermits Paper Gowns Will Gape Where They Don't Oughter Merry Based on the experience of Pippin in the local hospital!
My Favorite Things - Julie Andrews My Favorite Kings Merry  
My Favorite Things - Julie Andrews My Favorite Links Pippin Can you imagine Julie Andrews trawling the net?
My Guy - Mary Wells Tie-Dye Pippin  
My Sentimental Friend - Herman's Hermits My Menstruental Friend Merry Perhaps we could follow up with a parody of "Only Women Bleed"?
My Sharona - The Knack Pro-a tozoa Merry Some of our best friends are also the smallest....

        N    

Natural High - Bloodstone Bachelor Guy Merry And the song said "Long haired freaky people" - that is this guy...
Nice To Be With You - Gallery Nice To Be With Ewe Merry Sheep can be baaaaaad to bone!
No Milk Today - Herman's Hermits No Milk Today Pippin A strange tale about extra-terrestrials and bovines
Nowhere Man - The Beatles Au Pair Man Merry  

        O    

One Great Thing - Big Country One Brady Pippin Maybe this is why "Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore"
Operator - Jim Croce Carburetor Merry The inspiration for Adam Sandler's "Piece Of Shit Car"...
Our House - Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young Blackouts Pippin Where were you when the lights went out?
Our Lips Are Sealed - The Go-Go's My Buns Are Steel Pippin Written in honor of a workmate - who dared us to do a parody about him

        P    

Paint It, Black - The Rolling Stones Tainted Yak Merry  
Paperback Writer - The Beatles Pizza Hut Driver Pippin The guys drive like crazy!
Pass The Dutchie - Musical Youth Pass The Munchies Merry Stoned, zoning and what's in the fridge?
Patches - Clarence Carter (Microsoft) Patches Merry Wouldn't it be nice if the Beta testing was done BEFORE you got the product?
People Who Died - Jim Carroll (Royal) People Who Died Merry Old Royals who met their doom in various ways
Pictures Of Matchstick Men - Status Quo Blistered Lips Chapstick Can Merry Don't dry lips just make you crack?
Pieces Of April - Three Dog Night Pieces of April Merry If this what happens to April, then May and June better watch out!
Pinball Wizard - The Who Paintball Bambi Merry A trend in Las Vegas was to pay $5000 to hunt nude women with paintballs.  A parody paradise is such fodder! Due to a miscommunication we started on Pinball Wizard independently of each other. Since each song came out quite different from the other (we even used different versions), we decided that instead of combining them, we would finish them together and submit both
Pinball Wizard - Elton John Paintball Pervert Merry
Play Me - Neil Diamond Name Me Merry The 4th instalment in our biblical parody series!  Adam turns his attentions to animal nomenclature
Pleasant Valley Sunday - The Monkees Peasant Rally Throng Day Merry  
Please Don't Go - KC & The Sunshine Band Please Don't Low Pippin Yet more bovine boffing!
Poor Poor Pitiful Me - Linda Ronstadt Held In Cell Block E Pippin Think twice before you do something that may land you in jail....
Pretty Flamingo - Manfred Mann Sh*tty Flamingos Merry Those ghastly pink things that sit in people's lawns, begging for a drive-by shooting?  This is their song!
Pretty Fly (For A White Guy) - The Offspring Pretty Spry (For An Old Guy) Pippin Arise Sir Mick Jagger, at the age of 60!
Private Investigations - Dire Straits Rectal Examinations (The Proctologists' Lament) Pippin  

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Quentin's Theme (Shadows Of The Night) - The Charles Randolph Grean Sound Pechen Theme (Haddocky Delight) Merry There's something fishy about this parody...

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Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head - B J Thomas Train's Stopped, It's Stalling, Now It's Dead Pippin  
Rainy Night In Georgia - Brook Benton Brainy Knight In Porsche Merry "You’re digging for gold, You’re throwing away, A fortune in feelings, But someday you’ll pay" (with thanks to Foreigner...)
Reason To Believe - Rod Stewart Season To De-leave Merry Autumn goeth before a fall...
Reelin' In The Years - Steely Dan Stealing Things From Sears

Pippin

Honestly, we were only 'borrowing' the stuff
Reflections Of My Life - Marmalade Confections Of My Wife Merry  
Return To Sender - Elvis Presley Returned To Center Pippin  
Rhinestone Cowboy - Glen Campbell Naked Cowboy Pippin A naked guitar playing cowboy takes a blue M&M to court!
Roadhouse Blues - The Doors Roadhouse Loos Pippin  
Rocky Mountain Way - Joe Walsh Seeking Fountain's Spray Merry It worked! Median age in Florida today is 90...
Roll Away The Stone - Mott The Hoople Hole That Hides The Drones Merry Guaranteed to give you quite a buzz!
Rose Garden - Lynn Anderson Toes Harden Merry Trouble with weather...
Run To Me - The Bee Gees Buns Are Free Pippin That ice cream can always be re-frozen...

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S.O.S. - Abba I.R.S. Pippin Everyone loves a swipe at the Tax Office
Sailing - Rod Stewart Bailing Pippin Rod gets to sing with Davy Jones, in his locker!
Satisfaction - Benny Benassi Stupefaction Pippin What has become of popular music?  Sad....
Scarborough Fair - Marianne Faithful Carbo Affair Merry Never go against the grain...
Sealed With A Kiss - Bobby Vinton Peeled At A Bris Merry The ORIGINAL "First Cut Is The Deepest"...
Send In The Clowns - Judy Collins Boycott The French Merry A little dig at the French
Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band - The Beatles Rad'ioactive Clouds Been 'Cross Our Lands Pippin In recognition of the 20th anniversary of the Ukranian's efforts to make Three Mile Island look like a Sunday picnic...
Shannon - Henry Gross Canons Merry  
Short People - Randy Newman Borg People Pippin Being assimilated is fun (so long as Seven of Nine is doing the assimilation!)
Should I Stay Or Should I Go - The Clash Should I Stop Or Should I Go? Pippin Bloody red lights at three in the morning, when there is no traffic anywhere, deserve a song all their own!
Shout - Tears For Fears Louts Pippin I was a Teenage Hell-Raiser...
Signs - Five Man Electrical Band Steins Merry M&P give some German stereotyping a putsch!
Simply Irresistible - Robert Palmer Simply Bloody Typical Pippin  
Simply Irresistible - Robert Palmer Simply Inadmissible Pippin  
Simply The Best - Tina Turner Simple Arrest Pippin  
Sister Golden Hair - America It's A Folding Chair Pippin Revenge of the Lawn (Furniture)...
Six Months In A Leaky Boat - Split Enz Six Months In A Cheeky Boat Pippin This land-lubber could be an 'end'-lubber soon...
Skyline Pigeon - Elton John Skylark Fletchin' Merry  
So Very Hard To Go - Tower Of Power A Scary Yard To Mow Merry If you leave it too long, you won't wanna do it at all!
Solitary Man - Neil Diamond Predatory Man Merry To quote Sting "It don't take combat boots to make a man" .... (but it sure helps)!
Something In The Air - Thunderclap Newman Something In The Air Pippin This song is on the nose…
Something Stupid - Frank & Nancy Sinatra Something Loop-ed Pippin  
Something's Wrong With Me - Austin Roberts Lumpy Lawn's Diseased Merry Mounds of fun!
Sorrow - David Bowie Borrow Pippin Got any friends like this?  Ever find that they are never willing to lend YOU anything?
Sorry Suzanne - The Hollies Sorry Saddam Pippin Perhaps the Republican Guard were not as loyal as they were made out to be?
Spirit In The Sky - Norman Greenbaum Contents Of My Pie Pippin Ever wondered what exactly is in the stuff that is sold as meat in your pie?
Spirit In The Sky - Norman Greenbaum Spear Hit In The Thigh Merry  
Spirits In The Material World - The Police Platelets In The Arterial Walls Merry Hey blood!  Check out this corpuscular chant
Stand - R.E.M. Glands Merry Secreting humour - one parody at a time
Starman - David Bowie Car Man Pippin We have all had ignorant neighbors like this guy...
Start Me Up - The Rolling Stones KFC Merry Our first food parody!
Stay With Me - Faces Whey Is Me! Merry Little Miss Muffet finally says "Stuff It"!
Stop Stop Stop - The Hollies Shop Shop Shop Merry  
Stuck In The Middle With You - Stealer's Wheel Stuck With My Own Superglue Merry The title sort of says it all!
Substitute - The Who Vegemite Merry Mmmm, it's all black and sticky...!
Suffragette City - David Bowie Refridge That Kitty

Merry

Feline filet, anyone?
Sunny Afternoon - The Kinks Funny Kind Of Womb Pippin The world from an unborn child's perspective
Sunshine - Jonathan Edwards Mudslide Merry Mud, mud, glorious mud, nothing quite like it for soothing the blood...
Superfly - Curtis Mayfield Superfries Merry Or should that read Superchips ?
Synchronicity I - The Police Domesticity 101 Pippin  

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Take A Chance On Me - Abba Take Your Pants And Leave Pippin  
Take It Easy - The Eagles Make It Sleazy Merry A jab at the supermarket (The "Flying Saucer cures cancer") tabloids...
Take It On The Run - REO Speedwagon Takin' Out A Nun Pippin Holy mother of mercy!
Take Me To The River - Talking Heads Tapeworm's In My Liver (Flatworm Trilogy, Part 1) Merry Maybe it was something we ate?
Take The Long Way Home - Supertramp Holiday In Rome Pippin An adventure in the Italian capital
Taxman - The Beatles Saxon Merry Couldn't think of an ANGLE for this one...
Taxman - The Beatles Uncle Sam

Pippin

Uncle Sam's view of the war....
Teach Your Children - Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young Leech Your Children Merry  
That Sunday, That Summer - Nat King Cole Not Hyundai, Want Hummer Merry No pansy cars here, gimme a Humvee!
That'll Be The Day - Buddy Holly & The Crickets That'll Be The Sleigh Pippin Bah humbug!  It's Christmas again!
The Ballad Of John And Yoko - The Beatles The Ballad Of Taunting Yoko Pippin  
The Bitch Is Back - Elton John The Glitch Is Back Merry Just when your PC was running really well....
The Chain - Fleetwood Mac The Chain (Revisited) Pippin Back in the days before toilets had handles or buttons, they had chains....
The First Cut Is The Deepest - Keith Hampshire The First Car Is The Heapest Pippin Well, we can always neck in the garage...
The Ghost In You - The Psychedelic Furs It Tastes Like Goo Merry This isn't your mother's cooking, or is it?
The Heart Of Rock And Roll - Huey Lewis & The News The Heart Of Ol' Baghdad Pippin A ditty about some of the characters on the Iraqi side of the fence....
The Letter - The Box-Tops He's Better Pippin Jealousy is a terrible thing....
The Lion Sleeps Tonight - Robert John He's Lion Eats Tonight (A Whim Away) Pippin Parody inspired by a man's decision to join a Lion in it's cage at a Buenos Aires zoo
The Little White Cloud That Cried - Johnny Ray A Little Flat Flounder, Fried Merry A bit of a fishy tale...
The Long And Winding Road - The Beatles The Wrong, Untimely Joke Pippin A diagnosed case of "foot in mouth"...
The Morning After - Maureen McGovern The Mourning After Pippin Lust can be such a terrible thing, in retrospect....
The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down - Joan Baez This Night Abode In Hickseed Town Merry  
The Rain, The Park And Other Things - The Cowsills The Brain, The Dark And Scary Things Pippin A brain is a scary thing to be lost inside...
The Rose - Bette Midler The ______? Pippin Our version of a medieval type riddle song
The Things We Do For Love - 10CC The Things We Get Rid Of Pippin The recycling parody
The Unicorn - The Irish Rovers My Alpenhorn Merry Fun with musical instruments
There's A Kind Of Hush - Herman's Hermits There's A Spiral Crush Merry Better watch your asp!
Things We Said Today - The Beatles Things My Parents Say Pippin  
Thirty Years Of A War - Humble Pie Thirty Years Of A War Merry The practice for WWI and WWII started much earlier...
This Guy's In Love With You - Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass This Guy's In Love With Shoes Merry  
Ticket To Ride - The Beatles Pick In Her Eye Merry  
Ticket To Ride - The Beatles Tic In Her Eye Merry I can't look away!
Tie A Yellow Ribbon (Round The Ole Oak Tree) - Tony Orlando & Dawn I Want To Be Given All Of My Coke Free Pippin If you drink enough of the stuff, you should at least get a lesser rate as a 'preferred customer' !
Too Late To Turn Back Now - Cornelius Brothers & Sister Rose Too Late: All Burned. Damn Cow! Merry  
Tragedy - Bee Gees Tragedy, Part 2 Pippin Some days you should just stay in bed...
Tulsa Time - Don Williams Salsa Crime Merry Salsa encourages strange behaviours....
Tumbling Dice - The Rolling Stones Stumbling Mice Merry  
Turn! Turn! Turn! - The Byrds Tern Tern Tern Merry Some auk ward rhyming!
Turning Japanese - The Vapors Turning Siamese Pippin Cats aspire to greater things, you know.  Unless they are already Siamese....
Tusk - Fleetwood Mac Tisk! Pippin Tusk was such a disappointment following Rumours....
Tusk - Fleetwood Mac _usk! Merry Another riddle song
Twist And Shout - The Beatles Twisted Kraut Guest Why don't we have a little Nazi Party (with apologies to Mel Brooks)
Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad - Meatloaf Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad Pippin Uday and Qusay get a mention

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Up, Up And Away - Fifth Dimension Tup - Tuppin' In Hay        Merry      You just can't be toppin' tuppin' !

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Vicious - Lou Reed Litigious

Merry 

Some people would sue your backside off for just looking at them!
Vienna - Ultravox Antenna Pippin The warmest snowstorm of all!
Vienna - Ultravox Vienna Pippin Dubya and Fish-lips come to 'Handbags at ten paces' over a hotel room!
Vincent - Don McLean Quinces Merry They're plump, they're fuzzy, and good to the taste!

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Walk Right Back - Everly Brothers Lead The Jack Pippin Ever played cards with someone who weren't themselves playing with a full deck...?
Waterloo - Abba Impromptu Song Pippin Pure silliness and word plays
Waterloo - Abba Mortar's Loose Pippin Humpty was swell egg, but a little cracked... (Boom Boom!)
We Are The Champions - Queen We Are The Campers Pippin Camping can be such fun, hey?
We Are The Champions - Queen We Are The Grampians Merry  
We Care A Lot - Faith No More We Care But Not Pippin Oops, I did it again!
Welcome Back My Friends - Emerson Lake & Palmer Elk Attack Impends Merry  
What About Me? - Anne Murray (Haw) What About Gee? Merry Agricultural hi-jinks...
What Becomes Of The Brokenhearted? - Jimmy Ruffin Fata'ly Stunned are the Croaken Darted Merry  
Wheel In The Sky - Journey Squeal In The Sty Merry Deliverance, eat your heart out !
When I Was Young - The Animals Well, I Was Hung Pippin  
Where Do I Begin? (Theme From 'Love Story') - Andy Williams Dumped Her In The Bin Pippin Finally answering that burning question "Whatever did become of Pieces of April?"...
While My Guitar Gently Weeps - The Beatles Why, My Jap Car's A Junk Heap Pippin From personal experience, having had the misfortune to own a Mitsubishi....
White Lines (Don't Do It!) - Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five One Guy (Oh Screw It!) Merry A ditty about a notorious visitor to the parody site
Who'll Stop The Rain? - Creedence Clearwater Revival Who Stopped Your Brain? Pippin An ode to people who don't think
Who's Crying Now - Journey Who's Frying Cow Pippin Better than roast haunch of Vegan...
Wichita Lineman - Glen Campbell Wichita Lineman Pippin  
Wild Horses - The Rolling Stones Mild Courses Merry When the sauce hits the pan...
Wild World - Cat Stevens Wild Side Merry  
Winter - The Rolling Stones Splinter Merry  
Without You - Nilsson A Tissue Pippin A graphic song about a runny nose....
Won't Get Fooled Again - The Who Thrown Out Of School Again Pippin To be young and foolish again, sigh....
Wouldn't It Be Nice? - The Beach Boys Couldn't We Be Twice Merry A humorous look at cloning....
Wouldn't It Be Nice? - The Beach Boys Wasn't It So Nice? Pippin Turning back time...

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Yesterday - The Beatles On eBay Pippin Highlights the perils of buying and selling online (On E-Bay)
Yesterday - The Beatles Pest Array Merry "Spreading disease, with the greatest of ease, straight from rubbish tip to you..."
Yesterday Once More - The Carpenters Pester Me Once More Merry The perils of telemarketing, from the would-be consumer's end
You Are Everything - The Stylistics Used A Heavy Sling Merry The 6th instalment in our biblical parody series!  Don't tick off the Hebrews!
You Can't Always Get What You Want - The Rolling Stones You Don't Want To Know What's Inside (The Sausage Song) Merry It is better not to think about it
You May Be Right - Billy Joel You Stayed All Night? Pippin Just wait until the bride hears...
You Shook Me All Night Long - AC/DC You Got The Forecast Wrong Pippin Bloody weather...
You Won't See Me - The Beatles You Won't Free Me Pippin  
You're Sixteen - Ringo Starr You're Caffeine Pippin 43 beans in every cup....
You're So Vain - Carly Simon You're A Drain Merry Anyone who has ever shared a house or apartment can relate to this one....
You've Got A Friend - James Taylor You've Got The Bends Pippin Possibly the only song, parody or otherwise, to contain the words "nitrogen narcosis"!
You've Got To Hide Your Love Away - The Beatles I've Got To Try To Swim The Bay Pippin "...I once told you Ryan, if only one gets out, it's a victory..."

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