The Song Parodies of Merry & Pippin


On this page, the parodies are arranged alphabetically by the original artist(s).  In the case of individuals, they are listed by Surname, then Given Name(s)..

Our parodies are published on a website called AmiRight.  On the AmiRight site readers can vote for parodies that they view, and leave comments as well.  It is a good way of indicating to the parody authors what others make of their efforts.  There is a link at the bottom of each of our song pages to take you to vote for the song if you would like to.  We would like you to!


Original Artist & Song Title

Parody Title

Idea by

Comments regarding the parody

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10CC - Art For Art's Sake Fart For Fart's Sake Pippin This parody is a bit on the nose...
10CC - Dreadlock Holiday Gridlock Holiday Pippin The hazards of travelling to the airport in New York city....
10CC - I'm Not In Love I'm Donald Duck Pippin Duck tales with a twist!
10CC - The Things We Do For Love The Things We Get Rid Of Pippin The recycling parody


Abba - Dancing Queen Man's Latrine Pippin This grunt wasn't so privy...
Abba - S.O.S. I.R.S. Pippin Everyone loves a swipe at the Tax Office
Abba - Take A Chance On Me Take Your Pants And Leave Pippin  
Abba - Waterloo Impromptu Song Pippin Pure silliness and word plays
Abba - Waterloo Mortar's Loose Pippin Humpty was swell egg, but a little cracked... (Boom Boom!)
AC/DC - You Shook Me All Night Long You Got The Forecast Wrong Pippin Bloody weather...
Alpert, Herb & The Tijuana Brass - This Guy's In Love With You This Guy's In Love With Shoes Merry  
America - A Horse With No Name A House With No Drains


This is what happens when you get cheap when costing your new house
America - Sister Golden Hair It's A Folding Chair Pippin Revenge of the Lawn (Furniture)...
Anderson, Lynn - Rose Garden Toes Harden Merry Trouble with weather...
Andrews, Julie - My Favorite Things My Favorite Kings Merry  
Andrews, Julie - My Favorite Things My Favorite Links Pippin Can you imagine Julie Andrews trawling the net?
Angels - Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again? I'll Endeavor Just To Free My Mace Again Merry Remember when mace was so big and heavy it couldn't be carried in a purse?
Animals - When I Was Young Well, I Was Hung Pippin  


Baez, Joan - The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down This Night Abode In Hickseed Town Merry  
Beach Boys - Good Vibrations Drug Plantations Pippin Ever want a lucrative exciting new career?
Beach Boys - Wouldn't It Be Nice? Couldn't We Be Twice Merry A humorous look at cloning....
Beach Boys - Wouldn't It Be Nice? Wasn't It So Nice? Pippin Turning back time...
Beatles - Day Tripper Grey Stripper Pippin Some days you should just stay at home...
Beatles - Dear Prudence Sheer Lewdness Pippin The AmiRight site owner issued an edict that no parodies dealing directly with sex were allowed....he didn't mention other bodily functions, however....
Beatles - Do You Want To Know A Secret? Does The Lava Flow Or Secrete? Merry Mt St Helen Wheels meets Ashes To Ashes with a little of Elton's Sacrifice thrown in...
Beatles - Eight Days A Week Eight Days Of Greek Merry No bail? Impale!
Beatles - Eleanor Rigby Iraqi Woman Pippin A look at the plight of some Muslim women
Beatles - For No One For Noah Pippin The 3rd instalment in our biblical parody series!  God leaves the bath on whilst he goes out...
Beatles - Get Back L'il Mac Merry A civil war tale about General George McClellan
Beatles - Girl Curl Pippin A very loose definition of 'sport'...
Beatles - Girl Squirl ? (Part 2 - Pippin's Reply and Counter-Complaint) Pippin  
Beatles - Helter Skelter Head For Shelter Pippin Another Iraq-inspired parody
Beatles - Here Comes The Sun Here Comes The Stun Pippin This one is a pain the the backside!
Beatles - I Feel Fine I Feel Blind Pippin How you gonna see me now...?
Beatles - I Want To Hold Your Hand Piranha Mauled My Hand Merry This one's a stumper!
Beatles - If I Fell If I Fire (At You Saddam) Pippin Duck!  Incoming!
Beatles - I'm A Loser I'm A Boozer Pippin Both titles just about say it all...
Beatles - I'm A Loser I'm A Juicer Merry Anthology of a kitchen appliance...
Beatles - Let It Be Letter B Pippin A bountiful booty of B's...
Beatles - Let It Be Mammaries Pippin Follow the bouncing boobs as you sing along...
Beatles - Michelle Mispell Pippin I may not spell well but I speak goodly
Beatles - Nowhere Man Au Pair Man Merry  
Beatles - Paperback Writer Pizza Hut Driver Pippin The guys drive like crazy!
Beatles - Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band Rad'ioactive Clouds Been 'Cross Our Lands


In recognition of the 20th anniversary of the Ukranian's efforts to make Three Mile Island look like a Sunday picnic...
Beatles - Taxman Saxon


Couldn't think of an ANGLE for this one...
Beatles - Taxman Uncle Sam


Uncle Sam's view of the war....
Beatles - The Ballad Of John And Yoko The Ballad Of Taunting Yoko Pippin  
Beatles - The Long And Winding Road The Wrong, Untimely Joke Pippin A diagnosed case of "foot in mouth"...
Beatles - Things We Said Today Things My Parents Say Pippin  
Beatles - Ticket To Ride Pick In Her Eye Merry  
Beatles - Ticket To Ride Tic In Her Eye Merry I can't look away!
Beatles - Twist And Shout Twisted Kraut Guest Why don't we have a little Nazi Party (with apologies to Mel Brooks)
Beatles - While My Guitar Gently Weeps Why, My Jap Car's A Junk Heap Pippin From personal experience, having had the misfortune to own a Mitsubishi....
Beatles - Yesterday On eBay Pippin Highlights the perils of buying and selling online (On E-Bay)
Beatles - Yesterday Pest Array Merry "Spreading disease, with the greatest of ease, straight from rubbish tip to you..."
Beatles - You Won't See Me You Won't Free Me Pippin  
Beatles - You've Got To Hide Your Love Away I've Got To Try To Swim The Bay Pippin "...I once told you Ryan, if only one gets out, it's a victory..."
Bee Gees - How Can You Mend A Broken Heart How Can You Steer These Shopping Carts Pippin The shopping experience from hell
Bee Gees - I Started A Joke I Started To Choke Pippin  
Bee Gees - I Started A Joke I Studied A Fluke (Flatworm Trilogy, Part3) Merry An embarrassing moment in science
Bee Gees - Run To Me Buns Are Free Pippin That ice cream can always be re-frozen...
Bee Gees - Tragedy Tragedy, Part 2 Pippin Some days you should just stay in bed...
Bellamy Brothers - If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body (Would You Hold It Against Me) It’s My Sentiment That Cephalopodies (Are Too Tentacle-enty) Merry  
Bellamy Brothers - Let Your Love Flow Let the Booze Flow Pippin The title says it all
Benassi, Benny - Satisfaction Stupefaction Pippin What has become of popular music?  Sad....
Benton, Brook - Rainy Night In Georgia Brainy Knight In Porsche Merry "You’re digging for gold, You’re throwing away, A fortune in feelings, But someday you’ll pay" (with thanks to Foreigner...)
Big Country - One Great Thing One Brady Pippin Maybe this is why "Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore"
Bloodstone - Natural High Bachelor Guy Merry And the song said "Long haired freaky people" - that is this guy...
Bobby Fuller Four - I Fought The Law I Bought Some Slaw Merry When salads get angry
Bobby Fuller Four - I Fought The Law I Fought The Schwa Merry A most misunderstood phoneme...
Boston - More Than A Feeling More Than A Filling Pippin A trip to the dentist
Bowie, David - Absolute Beginners Rapt In Glues And Thinners Pippin It's not rap, but you can still wrap your brain around it...
Bowie, David - Heroes Zeroes Pippin Perhaps one is not the loneliest number...?
Bowie, David - Life On Mars Wife In Bars Merry Maybe she would okay after a six-pack?
Bowie, David - Sorrow Borrow Pippin Got any friends like this?  Ever find that they are never willing to lend YOU anything?
Bowie, David - Starman Car Man Pippin We have all had ignorant neighbors like this guy...
Bowie, David - Suffragette City Refridge That Kitty


Feline filet, anyone?
Box-Tops - The Letter He's Better Pippin Jealousy is a terrible thing....
Boyd, Little Jimmy - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus Origami Dished Me Scant Applause Merry This one doesn't make it safely into the fold...
Bread - Baby I'm-A Want You Maybe I'll A Hunt You (The Un-PC Safari Song) Merry The un-PC safari song
Bread - Diary Diary (Revisited)


This is what Bread really wanted to write, but it didn't match their image.  On the other hand, we had no problems at all with it!
Brown, James - Living In America Living In Antarctica Pippin Oh no! Not THAT Great Southern Land!
Browne, Jackson -  Lawyers In Love Voyeurs Above Pippin This parody is a pervert's paradise (until the end)
Byrds - Turn! Turn! Turn! Tern Tern Tern Merry Some auk ward rhyming!


Cale, J J - Cocaine Profane Pippin When you just can't stop swearing!
Campbell, Glen - Bonaparte's Retreat Blown Apart Was Pete Pippin  
Campbell, Glen - Galveston Galvanize Pippin  
Campbell, Glen - Rhinestone Cowboy Naked Cowboy Pippin A naked guitar playing cowboy takes a blue M&M to court!
Campbell, Glen - Wichita Lineman Wichita Lineman Pippin  
Carpenters - Hurting Each Other Hurling Each Other Pippin  
Carpenters - Yesterday Once More Pester Me Once More Merry The perils of telemarketing, from the would-be consumer's end
Carroll, Jim - People Who Died (Royal) People Who Died Merry Old Royals who met their doom in various ways
Carter, Clarence - Patches (Microsoft) Patches Merry Wouldn't it be nice if the Beta testing was done BEFORE you got the product?
Cash, Johnny - Folsom Prison Blues False Imprisoned Blues Pippin  
Cash, Johnny - I Walk The Line That Kudzu Vine Merry A noxious pest.  This parody is scheduled to appear in a book about Georgia Native Plants.  True!
Chandler, Gene - Duke Of Earl Root, Then Swirl Merry Dedicated to Stuart McArthur - it made him giggle
Charles Randolph Grean Sound - Quentin's Theme (Shadows Of The Night) Pechen Theme (Haddocky Delight) Merry There's something fishy about this parody...
Cheap Trick - Dream Police The Queen Dream Themes Pippin Ever wake in in a cold sweat thinking about sharing a bed with Freddie Mercury?  You may now!
Cher - Half Breed Half Leeds Merry A song highlighting the plight of Leeds United Football Club in Season 2003/2004
Cher - Living In A House Divided Living In A House Un-Sided Merry Trying to keep up with the Joneses....
Cher - Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves Pepsis, Cokes, RC's Merry "...I drink champagne, and it tasted slack, Coca-Cola..."
Chicago - Feeling Stronger Every Day Deal With Drongoes Every Day Pippin  
Christie, Tony - I Did What I Did For Maria I Hid In A Bra In Korea Merry   MASHing lingerie is not regulation
Christie, Tony - I Did What I Did For Maria The Dead In My Bed - Necrophil'a Merry Guys!  Ever had trouble meeting women?
Clark, Petula - Don't Sleep In The Subway Don't Ride On The Subway Pippin Prime-time commuter horror story!
Clark, Petula - Don't Sleep In The Subway Don't Sneeze On The Subway Pippin  
Clash - London Calling Huns Are Brawling Pippin Just what DO you do with bored hoards?
Clash - Should I Stay Or Should I Go Should I Stop Or Should I Go? Pippin Bloody red lights at three in the morning, when there is no traffic anywhere, deserve a song all their own!
Cole, Nat King - That Sunday, That Summer Not Hyundai, Want Hummer Merry No pansy cars here, gimme a Humvee!
Collins, Judy - Send In The Clowns Boycott The French Merry A little dig at the French
Cooper, Alice - Hello Hooray Bellow! Say Eh? (The Canajian Song) Merry All the leaves are brown, and the sky is grey, strangely now I talk, I'm Canajian eh?
Cooper, Alice - I Never Cry I Never Fly Pippin Dedicated to a friend of one of the authors, whose dislike for flying is well known
Cornelius Brothers & Sister Rose - Too Late To Turn Back Now Too Late: All Burned. Damn Cow! Merry  
Cowsills - The Rain, The Park And Other Things The Brain, The Dark And Scary Things Pippin A brain is a scary thing to be lost inside...
Cream - Badge Cain Merry The 2nd instalment in our biblical parody series! A murder mystery takes place!
Creedence Clearwater Revival - Lookin' Out My Back Door

'Venting New Dinosaurs

Merry Where did all these brand new dinos come from?
Creedence Clearwater Revival - Who'll Stop The Rain? Who Stopped Your Brain? Pippin An ode to people who don't think
Croce, Jim - Bad Bad Leroy Brown Hugh And Devine Brown Pippin Revives the busting of Hugh Grant and Devine Brown in L.A.
Croce, Jim - Operator Carburetor Merry The inspiration for Adam Sandler's "Piece Of Shit Car"...
Crosby, Stills & Nash - Marrakesh Express Very Crushed Express Pippin  
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young - Our House Blackouts Pippin Where were you when the lights went out?
Teach Your Children - Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young Leech Your Children Merry  
Culture Club - Karma Chameleon Plana-Planarian (Flatworm Trilogy, Part 2) Merry Anything to change the dreary original into something more interesting.  Ah!  Flatworms!


Davies, Dave - Death Of A Clown Debts Of A Clown Pippin  
Davis Jr, Sammy - Candy Man Handyman Pippin  
Dawn featuring Tony  Orlando - Candida Torpedo Merry The perils of being a merchant seaman, revealed
Dawn featuring Tony  Orlando - Tie A Yellow Ribbon (Round The Ole Oak Tree) I Want To Be Given All Of My Coke Free Pippin If you drink enough of the stuff, you should at least get a lesser rate as a 'preferred customer' !
Deep Purple - Black Night Jackknife Pippin The perils of long distance truck driving, revealed
Def Leppard - Long Long Way To Go Wrong Wrong Car To Tow Merry A song for the Def Leppaholics out there
Denver, John  -Annie's Song The Mineral Song Merry Fun for the whole family with rocks....
Diamond, Neil - Cherry Cherry Jerry Jerry


Jerry Springer does not escape our wrath either
Diamond, Neil - Cracklin' Rosie Crack In Rosie Pippin  
Diamond, Neil - Cracklin' Rosie Parc An Venton Merry Merry's entry to the "Parc An Venton" parody contest
Diamond, Neil -Forever In Blue Jeans Filled Up On Baked Beans Pippin Beanz Meanz Fartz, part 2
Diamond, Neil - Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon Squirl, You Be One Syllable - (Part 1, Merry's Complaint) Merry  
Diamond, Neil - Kentucky Woman Kentucky Chicken Pippin KFC is a never-ending source of parody worship!  This is # 4 on the subject!
Diamond, Neil - Play Me Name Me Merry The 4th instalment in our biblical parody series!  Adam turns his attentions to animal nomenclature
Diamond, Neil -Solitary Man Predatory Man Merry To quote Sting "It don't take combat boots to make a man" .... (but it sure helps)!
Dickens, Little Jimmy - May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose May Proverbs Of Paired Advice Prove Not Verbose Merry The 5th instalment in our biblical parody series! 
Dire Straits - Private Investigations Rectal Examinations (The Proctologists' Lament) Pippin  
Donovan - Jennifer Juniper Conifer (Cone Of Fir) Merry If a tree falls in a parody, does it make a sound?
Doors - Hello, I Love You Hello, I'm Babu Pippin Cultures clash as East meets West - at dinnertime...
Doors - Roadhouse Blues Roadhouse Loos Pippin  
Dr Hook & The Medicine Show - Cover Of The Rolling Stone Cover Of The Next Playgirl Merry A hot studly guy turns out be not what he first appeared....
Duran Duran - Hungry Like The Wolf Bungeed From The Roof Pippin Being bored can be fatal...
Dury, Ian & The Blockheads - Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick Hit Them With My Hockey Stick Pippin  
Dylan, Bob - Desolation Row Dylanesquine Prose Merry Writing like Bob is fun !!!


Eagles - Take It Easy Make It Sleazy Merry A jab at the supermarket (The "Flying Saucer cures cancer") tabloids...
Edison Lighthouse - Love Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes) Stuffed Crows (Served On Savory Loaves) Merry Fur or feather - the flatter the better!
Edward Bear - Last Song If The Lab’s Wrong Pippin  
Edwards, Jonathan - Sunshine Mudslide Merry Mud, mud, glorious mud, nothing quite like it for soothing the blood...
Electric Light Orchestra - Can't Get It Out Of My Head Can't Fit Him Under My Bed Merry She knew she should have brought the trundle...
Emerson Lake & Palmer - Welcome Back My Friends Elk Attack Impends Merry  
Eminem - Cleanin' Out My Closet Cheatin' On My Diet Merry I feel hungry!
Everly Brothers - All I Have To Do Is Dream All I Have To Eat Is Beans Merry Beanz Meanz Fartz....
Everly Brothers - Walk Right Back - Lead The Jack Pippin Ever played cards with someone who weren't themselves playing with a full deck...?


Faces - Stay With Me Whey Is Me! Merry Little Miss Muffet finally says "Stuff It"!
Faith No More - We Care A Lot We Care But Not Pippin Oops, I did it again!
Faithful, Marianne - Scarborough Fair Carbo Affair Merry Never go against the grain...
Ferry, Bryan - Let's Stick Together Legs Stick To Leather Pippin  
Fifth Dimension - (Last Night) I Didn't Get To Sleep At All Last Night I Didn't Get To Sleep With Paul Pippin Ever wanted to bed a Beatle?
Fifth Dimension - Aquarius/Let The Sunshine In Barbarians Merry A history lesson, and lots of violence too!
Fifth Dimension - Aquarius/Let The Sunshine In Wage Is Precarious Pippin Pippin's entry to the "Parc An Venton" parody contest
Fifth Dimension - Up, Up And Away Tup - Tuppin' In Hay Merry You just can't be toppin' tuppin' !
Five Man Electrical Band - Signs Steins Merry M&P give some German stereotyping a putsch!
Fleetwood Mac - The Chain The Chain (Revisited) Pippin Back in the days before toilets had handles or buttons, they had chains....
Fleetwood Mac - Tusk Tisk! Pippin Tusk was such a disappointment following Rumours....
Fleetwood Mac - Tusk _usk! Merry Another riddle song
Fontana, Wayne & The Mindbenders - Groovy Kind Of Love Roofy Kind Of Shove Merry  
Fred, John & His Playboy Band - Judy In Disguise (With Glasses) Judy Is Apprised (By Masses) Pippin  
Friedman, Dean - Ariel Trendy Name (A Valley Girl Saga) Merry Ah, the curse of living in the Valley....


Gallery - Nice To Be With You Nice To Be With Ewe Merry Sheep can be baaaaaad to bone!
Go-Go's - Our Lips Are Sealed My Buns Are Steel Pippin Written in honor of a workmate - who dared us to do a parody about him
Grand Funk Railroad - Bad Time Bad Time (To Be In Greenland) Merry The original real estate scam...
Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five - White Lines (Don't Do It!) - One Guy (Oh Screw It!) Merry A ditty about a notorious visitor to the parody site
Greenbaum, Norman -  Spirit In The Sky Contents Of My Pie Pippin Ever wondered what exactly is in the stuff that is sold as meat in your pie?
Greenbaum, Norman -  Spirit In The Sky Spear Hit In The Thigh Merry  
Gross, Henry - Shannon Canons Merry  


Hall & Oates - Maneater Concreter Pippin Building sites must surely prove the existence of early man....
Hammond, Albert  - Free Electric Band Pre-Electric Man


Life without light and power must be a real pain
Hammond, Albert  -It Never Rains In Southern California There Ain't No Brains In Southern California


War protestors achieved one thing, they slowed the traffic in L.A. even more, if such a thing was possible....
Hampshire, Keith - The First Cut Is The Deepest The First Car Is The Heapest Pippin Well, we can always neck in the garage...
Harris, Richard -  Macarthur Park MacEden Park Pippin The 1st instalment in our biblical parody series! What a soap opera, was the book of Genesis!
Henley, Don - Boys Of Summer Boiling Summer Pippin Just read the title!
Herman's Hermits - A Must To Avoid A Muscular Boy Pippin A different approach to the Kinks "Lola"
Herman's Hermits - Can't You Hear My Heartbeat Shoulda Feared That Bat Meet Merry  
Herman's Hermits - I'm Henry The Eighth, I Am I've Hedgery That's Shaped, I Have Merry Fun with green stuff...
Herman's Hermits - I'm Henry The Eighth, I Am I'm Henry VIII, I Am Merry  
Herman's Hermits - Mrs Brown, You've Got A Lovely Daughter Paper Gowns Will Gape Where They Don't Oughter Merry Based on the experience of Pippin in the local hospital!
Herman's Hermits - My Sentimental Friend My Menstruental Friend Merry Perhaps we could follow up with a parody of "Only Women Bleed"?
Herman's Hermits - No Milk Today No Milk Today Pippin A strange tale about extra-terrestrials and bovines
Herman's Hermits - There's A Kind Of Hush There's A Spiral Crush Merry Better watch your asp!
Hollies - He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother She's My Mother Pippin  
Hollies - Look Through Any Window Look Through Any Window Pippin Bet you didn't realize the Hollies were so perverse!
Hollies - Stop Stop Stop Shop Shop Shop Merry  
Hollies - Sorry Suzanne Sorry Saddam Pippin Perhaps the Republican Guard were not as loyal as they were made out to be?
Holly, Buddy & The Crickets - That'll Be The Day That'll Be The Sleigh Pippin Bah humbug!  It's Christmas again!
Homan, Eddie - Hey There Lonely Girl Hey There Gnomely Girl Merry  
Hooters - All You Zombies All Those Kombies


An ode to the humble Volkswagen Van - gone but not forgotten....
Huey Lewis & The News - I Want A New Drug I Want A New Bust Pippin The never ending search for perfection, and hormone treatments too
Huey Lewis & The News - The Heart Of Rock And Roll The Heart Of Ol' Baghdad Pippin A ditty about some of the characters on the Iraqi side of the fence....
Humble Pie - Thirty Years Of A War Thirty Years Of A War Merry The practice for WWI and WWII started much earlier...
Hunters & Collectors - Holy Grail Holy Mail Pippin  
Hyland, Bryan - Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini Itsy Bitsy Eenie Teenie Almost Microscopic Weenie Merry  


Ian, Janis - At Seventeen At Seventy Pippin  
Ian, Janis - At Seventeen The Batmobile Pippin The true story of Bruce Wayne's 'wardship' of Dick Grayson - revealed!
Irish Rovers - The Unicorn My Alpenhorn Merry Fun with musical instruments


Jackson, Michael - Ben Hens Pippin A clucking good parody...
James, Tommy - Draggin' The Line Shaggin' Is Fine Merry We think this song is about carpet....
James, Tommy & The Shondells

I've Flattened A Cone Now

Merry Orange cones lead a very dangerous life, you know....
Joel, Billy - A Matter Of Trust It's Janet's Half Bust Pippin We just couldn't leave Janet's nipple alone....
Joel, Billy - Leave A Tender Moment Alone Stevie's Tender Moment At Home Pippin Steve Irwin, Croc Hunter, and "idiot extrordinaire", gets a mention in a parody all of his own
Joel, Billy - You May Be Right You Stayed All Night? Pippin Just wait until the bride hears...
John, Elton  - Harmony Hominy Merry A gritty little parody about the South's favorite food
John, Elton  - Pinball Wizard Paintball Pervert Merry A trend in Las Vegas was to pay $5000 to hunt nude women with paintballs.  A parody paradise is such fodder!
John, Elton  - Skyline Pigeon Skylark Fletchin' Merry  
John, Elton  - The Bitch Is Back The Glitch Is Back Merry Just when your PC was running really well....
John, Robert  -The Lion Sleeps Tonight He's Lion Eats Tonight (A Whim Away) Pippin Parody inspired by a man's decision to join a Lion in it's cage at a Buenos Aires zoo
Jones, Tom - Daughter Of Darkness Otters Of Loch Ness Merry They've duped us for centuries....
Jones, Tom -She's A Lady (Royce) She's A Lady Merry An ode to one of our fellow talented parody authors
Joplin, Janis - Mercedes Benz Perfect Weekend Pippin  
Journey - Wheel In The Sky Squeal In The Sty Merry Deliverance, eat your heart out !
Journey - Who's Crying Now Who's Frying Cow Pippin Better than roast haunch of Vegan...


Kansas - Carry On Wayward Son Crapping On Wayward Song Pippin When "Virtuoso Claptrap" attacks!
Kansas - Dust In The Wind Bust Has Been Thinned Pippin Too much exercise can be bad for girls....
Kansas - Dust In The Wind

Clutch At The Shin

Pippin R.I.P., the 'beautiful game'...
KC & The Sunshine Band - Please Don't Go

Please Don't Low

Pippin Yet more bovine boffing!
Kelis - Milkshake


Merry If you've heard the original, you would know that things can only get better....
King, Carole - It's Too Late I've Two Dates Pippin It's back to a 'onesome' for this unlucky fellow...
Kinks - Lola Bowler Pippin All this guy wants is to reset her pins....
Kinks - Sunny Afternoon Funny Kind Of Womb Pippin The world from an unborn child's perspective
Knack - My Sharona Pro-a tozoa Merry Some of our best friends are also the smallest....


Lang, k d - Constant Craving Need Some Gravy Pippin Mama's cooking needs something to cover it....
Larsen, Nicolette - Lotta Love Lotta Blood Pippin "It's a Transylvanian twist!"
Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song Immigrodent Song Pippin They came without green cards!
Lee, Leapy - Little Arrows Little Harrows Merry Farm implements can be a harrowing experience!
Lennon, John - Imagine Imagine Pippin  
Lobo - Me And You And A Dog Named Boo Me And You And Your Twin Named Sue Merry A little menage-a-trois for everyone!
Loggins, Kenny - I'm Alright - Stalagmite Merry Well, who else was gonna do a parody about cave formations?


Madonna - Don't Cry For Me Argentina Don't Lie To Me Marge and Tina Pippin A sorry tale of a guy who has realised that all the time he invested chasing two women was in vain
Maria Maldaur - Midnight At The Oasis Midnight Out With The Racists Pippin Goes to show the KKK are good for one thing - enabling me to overwrite the lamentable line : "Send your camel to bed"...
Manfred Mann - Pretty Flamingo Sh*tty Flamingos Merry Those ghastly pink things that sit in people's lawns, begging for a drive-by shooting?  This is their song!
Marmalade - Reflections Of My Life Confections Of My Wife Merry  
Martin, Dean - Green Green Grass Of Home Mean Gein's Ghastly Home Merry  
Mayfield, Curtis - Superfly Superfries Merry Or should that read Superchips ?
McCartney, Paul & Wings - Band On The Run Stranded With Nuns Pippin Such parodies can be habit-forming...
McCartney, Paul & Wings - Helen Wheels Human Shields Merry Questions the sanity of those who would repel smart bombs with their bodies, or their bravado
McCartney, Paul & Wings - Hi Hi Hi High High High Merry The gas wars are over (and gas won!)
McCartney, Paul & Wings - Jet Chess Merry Chess.  Exciting or less fun than watching paint dry?
McGovern, Maureen -  The Morning After The Mourning After Pippin Lust can be such a terrible thing, in retrospect....
McGuire, Barry - Eve Of Destruction Easy Instructions


How many times have you bought something that just doesn't work as it should?
McLean, Don - Castles In The Air Vassals Insincere Merry Don't you just hate it when your fief goes to rack and ruin?
McLean, Don - If We Try If We Fly Pippin These two guys had 'The Wright stuff'
McLean, Don - Vincent Quinces Merry They're plump, they're fuzzy, and good to the taste!
Meatloaf - Bat Out Of Hell Flat Out Of Prell Merry A 'soap' opera of a different kind
Meatloaf - Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad Pippin Uday and Qusay get a mention
Melanie - Brand New Key Brand New Knees Pippin The true story of the Six Million Dollar Man - exposed and uncut!
Men At Work - Down Under Down Under Pippin An American visits Australia, and gets a rude shock!
Mendelssohn, Felix -  Hark The Herald Angels Sing Sporks Be Perilous-y Things Merry You know those things that are a cross between a fork and a spoon?  They can be sharp!
Midler, Bette - The Rose - The ______? Pippin Our version of a medieval type riddle song
Mike Curb Congregation - Burning Bridges Burning Fridges Merry An electrician's nightmare....
Monkees - A Little Bit Me, A Little Bit You A Little Bit Green, A Little Bit Blue Merry Makes me see red...
Monkees - Monkees Theme Flunkies Theme Pippin Dilbert's theme song?
Monkees - Pleasant Valley Sunday Peasant Rally Throng Day Merry  
Mott The Hoople - All The Way From Memphis Hollandaise For Breakfast Merry It's time for breakfast, and there's nothing edible in the house
Mott The Hoople - Roll Away The Stone Hole That Hides The Drones Merry Guaranteed to give you quite a buzz!
Mouth & MacNeal - How Do You Do? Cows, Mules, Ewes Too Merry Ain't nothing like a barnyard gang bang
Murray, Anne - What About Me? - (Haw) What About Gee? Merry Agricultural hi-jinks...
Musical Youth - Pass The Dutchie - Pass The Munchies Merry Stoned, zoning and what's in the fridge?


Nails - 88 Lines About 44 Women 88 Lines About 44 Presidents Merry Well, maybe only 42, but you get the idea!
Nash, Graham - Chicago Our Log Roll Merry You won't find any beaver in this pond!
Nesmith, Mike - Joanne Oran Merry  
Newman, Randy - Short People Borg People Pippin Being assimilated is fun (so long as Seven of Nine is doing the assimilation!)
Newton, Wayne - Daddy, Don't You Walk So Fast Phat Hee Don't You Wok The Cat Merry Proof that all pussies should steer clear of anything Phat...
Newton-John, Olivia -  Banks Of The Ohio Yanks Born In Ohio Pippin Buckeyelicious!
Newton-John, Olivia - If Not For You If Not For U Merry  
Nilsson - Without You A Tissue Pippin A graphic song about a runny nose....


Offspring - Pretty Fly (For A White Guy) Pretty Spry (For An Old Guy) Pippin Arise Sir Mick Jagger, at the age of 60!
O'Sullivan, Gilbert -  Alone Again (Naturally) A Cone I Am (Traffic-ly) Pippin  


Page, Patti - How Much Is That Doggie In The Window? I'm Watchin' A Doggie In A Video Merry Damn pop-up ads!  They led me astray!
Palmer, Robert - Bad Case Of Loving You (Doctor, Doctor) Bad Case Of Loathing You (Doctors, Doctors) Pippin  
Palmer, Robert - Simply Irresistible Simply Bloody Typical Pippin  
Palmer, Robert - Simply Irresistible Simply Inadmissible Pippin  
Paper Lace - Billy, Don't Be A Hero Fuel Gauge, Don't Be On Zero Pippin Alright, do you always drive with the needle in the red?
Partridge Family - It's One Of Those Nights (Yes Love) It's One Of Those Flights (Jet Lag) Merry A saga about aviation nightmares
Petty, Tom & The Heartbreakers - Free Fallin' Downloadin' Merry When the files you download on your PC could have been delivered faster by passenger pigeon...
Petty, Tom & The Heartbreakers - Free Fallin' Trees Fallin' Merry If a tree falls in a parody, does it make a sound?
Petty, Tom & The Heartbreakers - Learning To Fly Learning To Fry Pippin Another dig at KFC
Pink Floyd - Have A Cigar Halve A Guitar Merry This guy's been watching too many Freddy movies!
Pink Floyd - Money - Bunnies Pippin Awwww....Pretty little bunnies have such many and varied uses, don't they?
Pink Floyd - Money Honey Merry Waxing lyrical with honey....
Poison - Every Rose Has It's Thorn Every Nose Has It's Horn Merry Fun with Rhinos!
Police - Don't Stand So Close To Me Don't Be Verbose To Me Pippin  
Police - Message In A Bottle Massage In A Brothel Pippin A tale of a lonely soul's slide from grace....
Police - Spirits In The Material World Platelets In The Arterial Walls Merry Hey blood!  Check out this corpuscular chant
Police - Synchronicity I Domesticity 101 Pippin  
Presley, Elvis - Hound Dog Eggnog Merry Don't worry - some hair of the nog should cure this holiday hangover
Presley, Elvis - Return To Sender Returned To Center Pippin  
Psychedelic Furs - The Ghost In You It Tastes Like Goo Merry This isn't your mother's cooking, or is it?


Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls Flat Bottomed Girls Pippin Sung from the viewpoint of a girl with curvaceous sisters, upset she never had a song to celebrate her skinny-ness, and hell-bent on lyrical revenge!
Queen - We Are The Champions We Are The Campers Pippin Camping can be such fun, hey?
Queen - We Are The Champions We Are The Grampians Merry  


R.E.M. - Losing My Religion Choosing My Religion Merry Sometimes the choice hits you like a lightning bolt from the sky, sometimes it is more difficult....
R.E.M. - Man On The Moon Men Who Were Loons Pippin Male tyrants past and present, remembered for what they are/were
R.E.M. - Stand Glands Merry Secreting humour - one parody at a time
Ray, Johnny A Little Flat Flounder, Fried Merry A bit of a fishy tale...
Reddy, Helen - I Am Woman We Are Lemmings Merry One's company, 13,497 are a crowd...
Reed, Lou - Vicious Litigious Merry Some people would sue your backside off for just looking at them!
REO Speedwagon - Take It On The Run Takin' Out A Nun Pippin Holy mother of mercy!
Reunion - Life Is A Rock Life Is A Crock Pippin  
Roberts, Austin - Something's Wrong With Me Lumpy Lawn's Diseased Merry Mounds of fun!
Roe, Tommy - Dizzy Lizzie Pippin This parody is a royal pain in the throne
Roe, Tommy - Jam Up And Jelly Tight Clam Stuck And Jelly Blight Merry (With apologies to the B-52's) : I was in a jam, I was in a giant clam!
Rolling Stones - (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction Why Don't You Move To Iraq, Son? Merry Our first parody, dedicated to the Hollywood folk, who think their views are worth something
Rolling Stones - Angie Ganges Pippin This is the filthiest parody we have ever written!
Rolling Stones - As Tears Go By As Weirs Go Dry Pippin Who left the freakin' tap on?
Rolling Stones - Get Off Of My Cloud There's Moss On My Shroud Merry Maybe a Rolling Stone gathers no moss, but a winding sheet does!
Rolling Stones -Have You Seen Your Mother Baby (Standing In The Shadow) Have You Dreamed Of Udders Lately? (Handling All The Cattle)? Merry We doubt this parody will be a big hit in India...
Rolling Stones - It's All Over Now It's Falled Over Now Pippin  
Rolling Stones - Paint It, Black Tainted Yak Merry  
Rolling Stones - Start Me Up KFC Merry Our first food parody!
Rolling Stones - Tumbling Dice Stumbling Mice Merry  
Rolling Stones - Wild Horses Mild Courses Merry When the sauce hits the pan...
Rolling Stones - Winter Splinter Merry  
Rolling Stones - You Can't Always Get What You Want You Don't Want To Know What's Inside (The Sausage Song) Merry It is better not to think about it
Ronstadt, Linda - Poor Poor Pitiful Me Held In Cell Block E Pippin Think twice before you do something that may land you in jail....
Ruffin, Jimmy - What Becomes Of The Brokenhearted? Fata'ly Stunned are the Croaken Darted Merry  
Rush, Merilee - Angel Of The Morning Angles, Never Boring Merry Hi, Potenuse!  Why doncha try, angle?


Sailor - A Glass Of Champagne A Blast of Propane Pippin  
Sherman, Bobby - Julie Do Ya Love Me? Gooey Should A Slug Be Merry ...and a mighty slug was he...
Simon & Garfunkel - April Come She Will Simon And Garfunkel Sing A Soap Pippin Every daytime soapie encapsulated in one song!
Simon & Garfunkel - Bridge Over Troubled Water Bridge Over Derwent Water Merry  
Simon & Garfunkel - Cecilia Cecilia 2008 Pippin  
Simon & Garfunkel - Cecilia Sicilians Pippin Some day I might ask of you a small favour...
Simon & Garfunkel - I Am A Rock I Am A Dog Pippin If it's wearing a ribbon, it needs a 1000lb weight dropped on it....
Simon, Carly - Anticipation Defenestration Merry This parody is like The Hollies' "Look Through Any Window", but with an unpleasant twist!
Simon, Carly - (Lovin' You's) The Right Thing To Do (Stuffin' You's) The Right Thing To Do Merry  
Simon, Carly - You're So Vain You're A Drain Merry Anyone who has ever shared a house or apartment can relate to this one....
Simon, Paul - Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover Fifty Ways To Piss Off P.E.T.A. Merry A humorous look at animal activist extremism - "Save the whales, save the snails...."
Simon, Paul - Loves Me Like A Rock Dryer Ate My Sock Merry Domestic appliances have a mind of their own sometimes
Simply Red - A New Flame A New Name Pippin  
Sinatra,  Frank & Nancy - Something Stupid Something Loop-ed Pippin  
Sinatra,  Nancy & Hazlewood, Lee -  Jackson Cantons Merry Count 'em !  They're all there !  We're on a (Swiss) roll!
Sir Douglas Quintet - Mendocino Maraschino Merry This parody gets the cherry!
Skid Row - 18 And Life 13 And Wife Merry Recalls the scandal of the marriage of Jerry Lee Lewis to his cousin
Small Faces - Itchycoo Park It's All Too Rootiful Merry Veggies have SO many uses...
Split Enz - History Never Repeats KFC Always Repeats Pippin One of a number of songs that highlights KFC - this one deals with it's aftermath
Split Enz - I Got You I Got Flu Pippin The joy of having the flu
Split Enz - Six Months In A Leaky Boat Six Months In A Cheeky Boat Pippin This land-lubber could be an 'end'-lubber soon...
Starr, Ringo - Back Off Boogaloo Backed Up Port-a-loo Merry The title says it all....
Starr, Ringo - You're Sixteen You're Caffeine Pippin 43 beans in every cup....
Status Quo - Pictures Of Matchstick Men Blistered Lips Chapstick Can Merry Don't dry lips just make you crack?
Stealer's Wheel - Stuck In The Middle With You Stuck With My Own Superglue Merry The title sort of says it all!
Steely Dan - Reelin' In The Years Stealing Things From Sears Pippin Honestly, we were only 'borrowing' the stuff
Stevens, Cat - Lady D'arbanville Flaming High Phone Bill Pippin  
Stevens, Cat - Wild World Wild Side Merry  
Stewart, Rod - Do Ya Think I'm Sexy? Do Ya Think I'm Passe? Pippin Merry & Pippin consider that Rod passed his use-by date somewhere in the early to mid 70's....
Stewart, Rod - Mandolin Wind Pangolin Friend Merry  
Stewart, Rod - Reason To Believe Season To De-leave Merry Autumn goeth before a fall...
Stewart, Rod - Sailing Bailing Pippin Rod gets to sing with Davy Jones, in his locker!
Stone, Sly - If You Want Me To Stay If The Moat's In The Way Merry When you siege for your liege...
Stylistics - You Are Everything Used A Heavy Sling Merry The 6th instalment in our biblical parody series!  Don't tick off the Hebrews!
Supertramp - Take The Long Way Home Holiday In Rome Pippin An adventure in the Italian capital
Sweet - Ballroom Blitz Poor Hans Blix Pippin The U.N.'s chief weapons inspector may have felt a little hard done by here...
Sweet - Blockbuster Hot Mustard Merry More condiments!
Sweet - Blockbuster Stock Muster Pippin These bovines are having a cow of a day
Swinging Blue Jeans - Hippy Hippy Shake Drippy Drippy Shake Pippin  


T. Rex - Jeepster - Sheepster Merry So the Kiwis didn't feel left out!
Talking Heads - Take Me To The River Tapeworm's In My Liver (Flatworm Trilogy, Part 1) Merry Maybe it was something we ate?
Taylor, James - You've Got A Friend You've Got The Bends Pippin Possibly the only song, parody or otherwise, to contain the words "nitrogen narcosis"!
Taylor, R Dean - Indiana Wants Me In The Tanning Salon Merry The search for bronze perfection
Tears For Fears - Shout Louts Pippin I was a Teenage Hell-Raiser...
Thomas, B J - Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head Train's Stopped, It's Stalling, Now It's Dead Pippin  
Three Dog Night - Celebrate Calibrate Merry "We Brake for Parodies"
Three Dog Night - Pieces Of April Pieces of April Merry If this what happens to April, then May and June better watch out!
Thunderclap Newman - Something In The Air Something In The Air Pippin This song is on the nose…
Toto Coelo - I Eat Cannibals I Eat Lunchables Merry Why Johnny can't diet
Tower Of Power - So Very Hard To Go A Scary Yard To Mow Merry If you leave it too long, you won't wanna do it at all!
Traditional - God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen A Testy Red-Clad Gentleman Pippin Santa's got a brand new gripe...
Tubes - Don't Touch Me There Don't Lust For Bears Pippin  
Turner, Tina - Simply The Best Simple Arrest Pippin  
Turtles - Elenore Hell In Lore Merry Having a wonderful time; wish you were here...
Tyler, Bonnie - It's A Heartache It's A Hard Stake Merry Drac meets his match...
Tyler, Bonnie - It's A Heartache It's A Hard Steak Pippin Get your teeth into this one!


Ultravox - Vienna



The warmest snowstorm of all!
Ultravox - Vienna



Dubya and Fish-lips come to 'Handbags at ten paces' over a hotel room!
Uriah Heep - Easy Livin'

Easy Sievin'


We wanted to see how this parody would pan out (grooooan...)


Vanity Fare - Early In The Morning Merely Bits Of Cornish Merry Deeth Daa !
Vanity Fare - Hitchin' A Ride Stitchin' A Hide Merry The height of Neanderthal fashion
Vapors - Turning Japanese Turning Siamese Pippin Cats aspire to greater things, you know.  Unless they are already Siamese....
Vinton, Bobby - Sealed With A Kiss Peeled At A Bris Merry The ORIGINAL "First Cut Is The Deepest"...


Wall Of Voodoo - Mexican Radio Dyslexian Typios Merry You know how some days you can't type properly to save yourself?
Walsh, Joe - Rocky Mountain Way Seeking Fountain's Spray Merry It worked! Median age in Florida today is 90...
Warwick, Dionne - Do You Know The Way To San Jose? Do You Know A Way To Can Jose Merry Once you open up a can of Jose, you can never re-can 'im...
Warwick, Dionne - I Say A Little Prayer I Have A Teddy Bear That Moos Pippin Just a little silliness
Welch, Bob - Ebony Eyes Ebony Thighs Pippin You want fries with your thighs?
Wells, Mary - My Guy Tie-Dye Pippin  
Who - Pinball Wizard Paintball Bambi Merry A trend in Las Vegas was to pay $5000 to hunt nude women with paintballs.  A parody paradise is such fodder!
Who - Substitute Vegemite Merry Mmmm, it's all black and sticky...!
Who - Won't Get Fooled Again Thrown Out Of School Again Pippin To be young and foolish again, sigh....
Williams, Andy - Where Do I Begin? (Theme From 'Love Story') Dumped Her In The Bin Pippin Finally answering that burning question "Whatever did become of Pieces of April?"...
Williams, Don - Tulsa Time Salsa Crime Merry Salsa encourages strange behaviours....
Wonder,  Stevie - I Just Called To Say I Love You I Emailed To Say I Love You Merry Beware! They are out there! Filling your


Nil !





Yardbirds - Heart Full Of Soul

Yard Full Of Moles


Young, Neil - Hey Hey, My My (Into The Black)

K, k, Y, y (Into The Crack)


The title probably says all that is needed here...


Z Z Top - Gimme All Your Lovin'

Gimme All Your Money

Pippin Urban blight strikes when you least expect!

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